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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other night was the Miss USA Pageant<\/strong>, the only reason I know this, is because they were talking about how the new Miss USA <\/strong>has some sort of scandal.\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 Seriously?\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Almost every time they crown a new Miss USA<\/strong>, there is some sort of scandal!\u00a0 I mean how hard is it to do a background check, Facebook page check, or Google Search??\u00a0 The media doesn’t seem to have a problem finding these things!\u00a0 I think the application for Miss USA<\/strong> should include the following questions: “Have you ever been on a sex tape?\u00a0 Had naked pictures of you taken?\u00a0 Had a picture of yourself kissing another girl?\u00a0 Stripped in public?\u00a0 Or been on a Girls Gone Wild video?”<\/em>\u00a0 I don’t know who they’d have left, but it would eliminate having to disqualify her for being a skank….just sayin’<\/em><\/p>\n

The other day Elle called me when she got out of work.\u00a0 My 11 year old son picked up the phone and said, “Yea my Mom is in the bathroom right now.”<\/em>\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Do you have to be so specific?\u00a0 Do people need to know that?\u00a0 I knew Elle was laughing on the other end of the phone.\u00a0 Leave it to kids to do something like this.<\/p>\n

I mentioned that I text a lot.\u00a0 Not that there’s anything wrong with that<\/em>.\u00a0 What I hate is when I send a text to someone and they don’t text me back, or I wait hours before I get a reply.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 It’s just rude okay?\u00a0 I know you have your“crackberry”<\/em> or whatever right next to you.\u00a0 The least you could do is reply to my question!\u00a0 And for the record “k”<\/em> is not a real answer k<\/strong>?!<\/p>\n

At the gym the other day, I was on the elliptical machine, and I glanced down on the floor and saw a puddle.\u00a0 I was thinking, “wow someone must of spilled their water there and didn’t clean it up.”<\/em>\u00a0 That is, until I looked at the guy right behind the puddle…What The Hell<\/strong>??\u00a0 The puddle was his, and it wasn’t his water, it was HIM<\/strong>!\u00a0 Okay, I’m all for working out and stuff, but geez, that’s just gross!!\u00a0 The puddle looked as big as when Frosty melted!!\u00a0<\/p>\n

When I went to write this post, I glanced at some of our comments.\u00a0 There were a few pending so I read through them.\u00a0 One of them commented on our Random Tuesday Post<\/strong>, and said something like, “thank you so much for that crucial information on this subject, now I have the missing link for\u00a0my business.”<\/em>\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>were you missing dumbass?\u00a0 Advice on when to take down your Christmas decorations or how it’s bad manners to use a speakerphone in the bathroom?\u00a0 Really<\/em>…I’d like to know.<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’ve probably already heard about the Food Network guy that tried to hire some homeless men to kill his wife. Today on Good Morning America<\/em>they talked about his possible motive. Supposedly his wife was so upset over not being able to have a baby that she was despondent and wanted to die but being Catholic and all suicide is a sin. So, being the good husband that he is, he tried to hire hit-men to kill her. What The Hell??!!<\/strong>Ya, what a guy! Obviously he had her best interests at heart. I’m sure having some homeless guy slit her throat would be waaaaaaaaay better than the life she has. Suddenly, the anniversary I got pot holders isn’t looking so bad.<\/p>\n

That’s it for me today. I know, What The Hell???. <\/strong>I’m exhausted and I have like a million things to do in the next few days. I’d really like to know What The Hell<\/strong> happened to my nap schedule. It’s all shot to hell lately.\u00a0 I’m worse than a cranky toddler when I don’t get my nap. Just ask\u00a0Stacy.<\/p>\n