{"id":2362,"date":"2010-06-22T06:07:46","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T10:07:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2010-06-22T06:07:46","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T10:07:46","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughts-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/06\/22\/random-tuesday-thoughts-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/randomtuesday.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-691                   aligncenter\" title=\"randomtuesday\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/randomtuesday.jpg?resize=200%2C79\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"79\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">If it&#8217;s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It&#8217;s brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theunmom.com\/\">Keely<\/a>at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You&#8217;ll have to excuse my Random Thoughts, my 9 yr. old son&#8217;s Championship Baseball Game was tonight, and it was really stressful!\u00a0 They didn&#8217;t win tonight, but have another chance to win tomorrow night.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Speaking of baseball, even though all the parent&#8217;s are always positive with the boys, like <em>&#8220;good swing&#8221;,&#8221;good try&#8221;,<\/em> etc., the boys\u00a0put way too much pressure on themselves!\u00a0\u00a0 Like one of the Coaches yelled, <em>&#8220;come on guys, get in there and start having<strong> fun<\/strong> again.&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 That&#8217;s what it&#8217;s about.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here&#8217;s a little FYI for all the truckers that read our blog, because I know we&#8217;re big in the trucking world.\u00a0 If a woman is walking down the street, and is exercising, and clearly <strong>NOT<\/strong> a prostitute, don&#8217;t honk your horn, it&#8217;s rude, annoying, and frankly stupid!\u00a0 What do you expect her to do??\u00a0 I&#8217;ll tell you what I do, I give them <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">the finger <\/span>a dirty look&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m wondering, if you&#8217;re taking <em>Cialis <\/em>and you lose your vision and hearing, how do you call your doctor immediately??\u00a0 First, you won&#8217;t be able to see your phone, never mind hear what he tells you to do!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My Mom gave me an <strong>Entertainment Magazine<\/strong> that had <em>Angelina Jolie<\/em> on the front of it.\u00a0 She was standing with her back showing some of her tattoos.\u00a0 One thing caught my eye, <em>&#8220;Idiot&#8221;.<\/em>\u00a0 It made me wonder why would she get that tattooed on herself?\u00a0 When I opened the magazine there was a smaller picture, and the word<em> &#8220;Idiot&#8221;<\/em> was in a different place.\u00a0 It took me a minute to realize that my Mom had written that on the picture!\u00a0 It just looked like it belonged there with the black ink and all.\u00a0 Hey you never know what someone may get tattooed on themselves!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have gotten 3 friend requests on <strong>Facebook <\/strong>in the past few days from skanky looking women.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know how they find me, we have no friends in common.\u00a0 I know Elle was getting some awhile ago, I guess they gave up with her and started bugging me.\u00a0 Weird.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Today is J-Man&#8217;s last day of school. Really, he couldn&#8217;t be happier. Sissy got out on Friday and it&#8217;s been bugging J-Man that he still has to go to school. I told him I would put Sissy to work and that seemed to help. Did I put her to work? Nah, not really. I let her enjoy her first day of summer vacation but soon all bets are off.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Sissy had her slumber\/birthday party Saturday night. I hate slumber parties, which is funny since I always had slumber parties growing up. I think it&#8217;s being the hostess of the slumber party is why I hate them. It wasn&#8217;t terrible, nobody threw up, there weren&#8217;t any near drownings and we did get a few hours of sleep. I&#8217;ll admit that except for J-Man, we all were napping on Sunday afternoon. Too much party and not enough slumber.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Homemade mocha frosting is super yummy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Sorry, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got. Don&#8217;t forget to join us for <strong>What The Hell Wednesday<\/strong> tomorrow. What the hell are you waiting for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It&#8217;s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! 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