{"id":2428,"date":"2010-07-20T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T16:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2428"},"modified":"2010-07-20T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-20T16:36:00","slug":"youre-not-wearing-that-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/07\/20\/youre-not-wearing-that-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"You're Not Wearing That Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>\u00a0at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lately I have no desire to make dinner.\u00a0 I don’t know if it’s the heat or what, but the last thing I want to do is that<\/em>!.\u00a0 But since I can’t afford to order out every night and Personal Chefs cost too much, I guess I’m stuck doing it.<\/p>\n

Last Friday I went out with my BFF.\u00a0 What I realized that night is that some women obviously don’t have anyone in their life to tell them NOT <\/strong>to wear something!!\u00a0 There were two girls in particular.\u00a0 One was wearing a super super short dress from like 1992, you know the one’s that had cut outs on the shoulders?\u00a0 She of course was dancing and spinning around.\u00a0 And every time she spun, we got to see too much, if you know what I mean.\u00a0 The other girl was wearing a low cut dress with no bra.\u00a0 There wasn’t much to the dress so she really couldn’t wear a bra, but the thing is she really, really<\/em> needed one!!\u00a0 She was sagging all over the place!\u00a0 We kept waiting for something to fall out!\u00a0 Both of these girls needed a friend or a sister to say, “OMG!\u00a0 You’re not really<\/strong> going to wear that are you??\u00a0<\/em> I mean you look like a $20 prostitute, or someone you’d see on What Not To Wear!!”<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 Stacey and Clinton where are you, these women need help!!<\/p>\n

The other day there was nothing on t.v., as usual, and I was flipping channels.\u00a0 I came across the show, “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”.<\/em>\u00a0 Apparently a lot of people don’t know when they are pregnant since they have a whole series about it!\u00a0 How is this even possible??\u00a0 “I thought I had gas, but then I gave birth to a baby!”<\/em>\u00a0 Okay really?\u00a0 You seriously had no<\/em> clue?\u00a0 You’d think the lack of your period, fatigue, a lot of weight gain, and the feeling of something moving in your stomach would clue you in!!\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I’ve been trying to\u00a0come up with some random crap for like ever! I’ve written and rewritten this post about 5 times. C’mon? How hard can it be to come up with something random? I can’t even complain about the kids. They’ve been getting along and have been really good this summer. I spend most days sleeping in, doing as little housework as possible, then hanging by the pool. It’s so tough.<\/p>\n

I got a brand new Canon digital camera last week and so far I love it! I’ve been driving the kids crazy taking pictures of them all the time. I want to really comfortable with it before our trip to Walt Disney World next month. J-Man did say to me “Why did you need a new camera? Your other camera works fine and I don’t see any difference.” Geesh kid! He’s probably thinking that we could’ve spent that money on a video game instead of a dumb camera. Believe me, the picture and movies are way better with the new camera whether J-Man sees it or not.<\/p>\n

I have a “To Do Before We Got To Walt Disney World” list hanging on the fridge. There are about 20 things on there, some are mine, some are for my husband to do. So far there are about 4 things crossed off and as my husband so kindly pointed out, they are all things with his name beside it. Gee, thanks honey.<\/p>\n

You think you’ve got nothing random to say then you see this headline Man Arrested wth 18 Monkeys in his Pants<\/a>\u00a0. Is that 18 monkeys in your pants or are you just glad to see me? Really, does it get any better than that?<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow!<\/p>\n

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