{"id":2435,"date":"2010-07-21T08:47:30","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T12:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2010-07-21T08:47:30","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T12:47:30","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/07\/21\/what-the-hell-wednesday41\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday~41"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><strong><\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I really can&#8217;t complain about the weather this summer.\u00a0 It&#8217;s be 90 degrees or higher pretty much every day.\u00a0 Compared to last year&#8217;s weather this is great.\u00a0\u00a0I just get aggravated with the weathermen.\u00a0 Last night on the news they said it would rain tonight into tomorrow morning, well now this afternoon they said it won&#8217;t rain until Wednesday afternoon.\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Can&#8217;t you figure this out?\u00a0 My kids go to a camp that&#8217;s weather dependant, I need a more accurate forecast.\u00a0 Considering my family lives 45 minutes away I really need to figure out what to do with the kids.\u00a0 Last week they cancelled and they stayed home.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t do that again!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0I like to color my hair every month.\u00a0 And I like to change my hair color pretty much every time.\u00a0 Lately I&#8217;ve been coloring my hair blonde.\u00a0 I have tried <strong>3 times<\/strong>to go blonde, and each time it turns red!\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want red anymore I want blonde.\u00a0 It shows on the box, <em>&#8220;if your hair is this color it&#8217;ll turn this shade of blonde&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0 Guess what, mine doesn&#8217;t, it turns red!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This morning I was walking my dog before I went to work.\u00a0 He took 10 minutes to find the right smelling place to go poo!\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 You&#8217;re just going to poop, do you really need to <em>&#8220;smell&#8221;<\/em> the right place to go?\u00a0 And he always takes twice as long when I&#8217;m running late!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elle\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So yesterday morning, I&#8217;m walking the dogs and talking to my mom on the phone. While we&#8217;re talking she gets on her computer and I hear her say &#8220;Anything new on Blue Monkey Butt? Oh, it&#8217;s Tuesday and it&#8217;s just reruns.&#8221; <strong>What The Hell Mom? <\/strong>I told her that her comment was going to be a <strong>What The Hell.<\/strong>\u00a0 Good thing she has a sense of humor&#8230;right Mom? Right? Actually, now would be a really bad time to make her mad since she&#8217;s coming out to stay at my house and take care of the pets and house while we got to Walt Disney World to pick up our Disney Daughter. Oops. <strong>What The Hell<\/strong> did I just do?<\/p>\n<p>There was another lady in the restroom using her cell phone. It wasn&#8217;t just a quick conversation either. <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>people???!! I really think the any restroom should be a cell phone free zone. I don&#8217;t want to share a restroom with someone on the phone and I definitely don&#8217;t want to be talking to someone while they are using the restroom. 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