{"id":24411,"date":"2018-10-03T22:28:51","date_gmt":"2018-10-04T02:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2018\/10\/03\/whats-in-my-bag\/"},"modified":"2018-10-03T22:32:34","modified_gmt":"2018-10-04T02:32:34","slug":"whats-in-my-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2018\/10\/03\/whats-in-my-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s In My Bag?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self, if you&#8217;re already Googling &#8220;Blog Post Ideas&#8221; on the third day of #Blogtober, it doesn&#8217;t bode well for the rest of the month. So, what&#8217;s in my bag? I was switching out bags tonight anyway, so why not share what&#8217;s inside.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2018\/10\/03\/whats-in-my-bag\/\"><img data-attachment-id=\"24409\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/img_4049\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?fit=3024%2C4032&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_4049\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?resize=360%2C480&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-24409\" width=\"360\" height=\"480\" title=\"What's in my bag\" alt=\"Two purses \" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?w=3024&amp;ssl=1 3024w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?resize=300%2C400&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4049.jpg?w=2400&amp;ssl=1 2400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A whole lot of nothing, that&#8217;s what. Super boring.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2018\/10\/03\/whats-in-my-bag\/\"><img data-attachment-id=\"24410\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/img_4050\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?fit=3024%2C4032&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_4050\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?resize=360%2C480&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-24410\" width=\"360\" height=\"480\" title=\"What's in my bag?\" alt=\"Junk from purse strewn across bed \" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?w=3024&amp;ssl=1 3024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?resize=300%2C400&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/img_4050.jpg?w=2400&amp;ssl=1 2400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nExpired coupons, a pile of old receipts, mints, gum, migraine meds, ear buds, keys, checkbook, wallet, a Halloween flashlight I threw in my bag last week when we had to walk home from Homecoming at the high school, and an empty poop bag for the dog.<\/p>\n<p>In defense of my boring bag, I&#8217;ve only been using the blue one for a short time and I haven&#8217;t had time to accumulate any cool or weird junk in my bag.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m switching out one Disney bag for another. Not that there&#8217;s as anything wrong with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self, if you&#8217;re already Googling &#8220;Blog Post Ideas&#8221; on the third day of #Blogtober, it doesn&#8217;t bode well for the rest of the month. So, what&#8217;s in my bag? I was switching out bags tonight anyway, so why not share what&#8217;s inside. 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