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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I distribute the mail at work.\u00a0 Today I was waiting for the receptionist to sign for a couple letters so that I could bring them over to the mail station with the rest of the mail.\u00a0 I said one thing to her about one of the letters, and she snapped at me and threw it across the desk at me like a Frisbee!\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 I just said one thing about it!\u00a0 I was actually just trying to be helpful and for the record I was being nice<\/em>.\u00a0 This is one of the reasons why I don’t like people, they’re moody.<\/p>\n

Last week when we went to Bugaboo Creek<\/strong> my youngest had to go to the bathroom, of course.\u00a0 I swear he just likes to check out the bathrooms to see how clean they are and what their soap smells like.\u00a0 Anyways, I wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom alone, he’s almost 10, but I still don’t think it’s safe for him to go to the Men’s Room alone.\u00a0 So I made my almost 12 year old go with him.\u00a0 I figure there’s safety in numbers.\u00a0 They both gave me a hard time about it, but that’s the rule.\u00a0 A little while later I had to go the bathroom, and when I excused myself my youngest said, “you want me to go with you??”<\/em>\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 That kid is only going to get worse with his wit and sarcasm!!<\/p>\n

I saw a story online that a couple was caught having sex by Google Earth<\/strong>.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0\u00a0 I don’t know if this is true, but I hope not!\u00a0 Talk about invasion of privacy!\u00a0 I haven’t used Google Earth in awhile, but my kids like to use it. \u00a0Now I’m going to have to keep an eye on\u00a0my kids when they use Google Earth!<\/p>\n

I just saw a commercial for a new movie coming out….Piranha 3D<\/strong>.\u00a0 What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 I’m not a big gory mov ie fan, so I really don’t want to see blood and guts coming at me in 3D!\u00a0\u00a0 The piranha’s looked pretty\u00a0weird too!\u00a0 \u00a0The preview was pretty gross just in 2D, besides it looked like one of those lame Sci-Fi Saturday night movies.\u00a0 I think I’ll pass.<\/p>\n

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We have a pterodactyl in our yard. Scoff all you want, but he’s there. I saw him again yesterday and he’s huge. He had a horrible screaming call as he flew into the neighbor’s yard. He landed in one of their trees, still screaming. Then he lifted his tail and there was this huge shower of bird crap. What The Hell???? <\/strong>I got J-Man to bring me my camera and set out to hunt the prehistoric pterodactyl down. He was back in our yard by this time and was still doing that horrible scream that was now driving my dogs crazy so of course they started barking. He was up high in the trees and I knew I was getting close, but I didn’t want to get too close, especially after seeing the shower of bird crap. So I’m ducking my head, like that was going to protect me from the crap shower, and trying to find him. Finally, I spotted him about 20 feet up in the tree. This is the best picture I have of him. He flew off and I haven’t seen him since. But I’m pretty sure he lives in the woods behind our house because this is the second time I’ve seen him. Any ideas what kind of bird he is? He’s pretty big and his legs are longer than they look in the picture.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0As of 9:01 last night I am officially on vacation!!!! Woot! What did I do last night to celebrate my almost 3 weeks of freedom? I got home, ate dinner at 10pm (can you say heartburn all night?) and then threw in some laundry and cleaned out all 3 litter-boxes. What The Hell??<\/strong>Do I know how to party or what? I’ve got a ton of stuff to do before we hop in the family truckster and drive down to Florida.<\/p>\n

Apparently I didn’t get the fashion memo that you should match your hair to your shirt and sandals or maybe you’re supposed to match only when you are wearing purple. At my last blood test there was a woman, and not a young woman by any means, with purple hair, a purple shirt and purple sandals. Okay, maybe not so bad, but on her shirt was one of those big yellowish-greenish tree frogs. Okaaaaay, but the clincher was the matching, and I do mean matching, frog purse. What The Hell????? <\/strong>I wanted to take a picture soooooo badly but my phone makes an obvious “click” noise and I’m not that mean. Plus she might have beaten the crap out of me with her frog purse.<\/p>\n

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