{"id":2628,"date":"2010-09-20T13:18:39","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T17:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2010-09-20T13:18:39","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T17:18:39","slug":"no-i-dont-want-worms-with-my-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/09\/20\/no-i-dont-want-worms-with-my-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"No, I Don&#039;t Want Worms With My Pizza!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night we were planning one of our favorite meals, Fall Downstairs Pizza. It&#8217;s one meal I can usually get everyone to eat, except J-Man. I bought the ingredients from the usual place and imagine my surprise when I began rolling out the pizza dough and found creepy, crawly worms!!! OMG! Yes, I said worms! I packed it back up and returned it to the store. I got my money back and the offer of replacement dough. Ummmmm&#8230;..let me think about that&#8230;.NO! I was told that someone would call me back, but I&#8217;m still waiting.<\/p>\n<p>Total gross out and inconvience. After all that I still had to come up with dinner. The rest of the night I had this horrible gagging feeling in the back of my throat. Ewwwwwww! Not sure when we&#8217;ll feel like eating pizza ever again.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"580\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/vcOvL151Zng?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night we were planning one of our favorite meals, Fall Downstairs Pizza. It&#8217;s one meal I can usually get everyone to eat, except J-Man. I bought the ingredients from the usual place and imagine my surprise when I began rolling out the pizza dough&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[1810,1897,1898],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-Go","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}