{"id":2657,"date":"2010-09-29T05:54:20","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T09:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2657"},"modified":"2010-09-29T05:54:20","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T09:54:20","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/09\/29\/what-the-hell-wednesday51\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday~51"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m still waiting to hear from the store about the wormy pizza dough. Except for a grumpy voicemail where I was told they were looking into it and would call me when they had something I would <em>understand<\/em>. Apparently, I&#8217;m an idiot and wouldn&#8217;t <em>understand.\u00a0<\/em>I was smart enough not to eat wormy pizza dough. <strong>What the Hell??<\/strong> How long does it take? I guess it&#8217;s time for another email, phone call or a visit. An &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry there were worms in your pizza dough&#8221; would be freakin&#8217; awesome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">One of our cats has started hiding every night when it gets close to bedtime. He knows that he&#8217;ll get put downstairs so he hides under my bed. <strong>What The Hell cat???<\/strong> I really don&#8217;t want to have to crawl under my bed and drag you out every night. But if I don&#8217;t, sometime in the night he&#8217;ll hop on my bed and climb all over me. Stop hiding!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yesterday <em>&#8220;Thing 2&#8221;<\/em> comes home and says, <em>&#8220;Mom, I need $5.00 for a new agenda, I lost my other one.&#8221;<\/em> <strong>WHAT THE HELL??<\/strong> This will be the <strong>SECOND<\/strong> agenda the kid has lost, and it&#8217;s not even October yet!!!\u00a0 Seriously, <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 It&#8217;s not like it&#8217;s small, it&#8217;s actually a pretty big book that they have to have with them at <em>all<\/em> times!\u00a0 They&#8217;re not even allowed to go to the bathroom without it.\u00a0 I told him that I wasn&#8217;t going to pay for anymore agenda&#8217;s and that he needs to find it or spend his allowance for a new one!\u00a0 <em>Yep I&#8217;m mean, I know&#8230;.he told me I was.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Today I went to stop at the grocery store, I pulled down one aisle, and put my blinker on to turn into the <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ONLY<\/span><\/strong> parking spot on the left hand side.\u00a0 Some Jerkface comes down and pulls right into my spot!!\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell???<\/strong> I pulled into a different spot on the right, and got out of my car.\u00a0 He gets out of his car, see&#8217;s me and suddenly is Mr. Super Nice Guy.\u00a0 He says, <em>&#8220;Oh did I take your spot??\u00a0 I&#8217;m so sorry I didn&#8217;t know you were waiting for it.&#8221;<\/em> To which I said, <strong>&#8220;Really?\u00a0 The blinker didn&#8217;t give it away?&#8221;<\/strong> He tried to keep talking to me, but I was in no mood.\u00a0 He&#8217;s lucky his tires still had air in them when he came out of the store&#8230;.<em>just sayin&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I am now in charge of supplies at work, basically I&#8217;m the supply Nazi.\u00a0 I have to get people supplies and tell the Receptionist when she needs to order more.\u00a0 Well we got in a box of supplies and when I checked it, something we needed were not in the box.\u00a0 I emailed the Receptionist and she called me <em>(I don&#8217;t know why she can&#8217;t just email me back). <\/em>I answer the phone,<strong> &#8220;Hi Julie&#8221;,<\/strong> she says, <em>&#8220;Hi it&#8217;s Julie&#8221;.<\/em> Yep, I think we&#8217;ve established that, so she says,<em> &#8220;You must of forgotten to tell me to order those folders, that&#8217;s why they weren&#8217;t there.&#8221; <\/em>So I say, <strong>&#8220;Oh really, I did?\u00a0 Let me look up my email I sent you with the list of things I asked for.&#8221; <\/strong>She says, <em>&#8220;oh no no no no no, don&#8217;t worry about doing that, I must of forgotten to put it on my list, that must of been me not you.&#8221;<\/em> <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Why couldn&#8217;t you just admit that you forgot in the first place.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t blame people when you do something wrong, it&#8217;s very annoying!\u00a0 Especially since I really like being right!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkytools.com\/basic_linky_include.aspx?id=47229\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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