{"id":26936,"date":"2019-09-13T08:43:07","date_gmt":"2019-09-13T12:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2019\/09\/13\/friday-the-13th\/"},"modified":"2019-10-28T13:28:33","modified_gmt":"2019-10-28T17:28:33","slug":"friday-the-13th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2019\/09\/13\/friday-the-13th\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday the 13th"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-attachment-id=\"26932\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2019\/09\/13\/friday-the-13th\/img_8631\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?fit=720%2C403&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,403\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_8631\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?fit=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?fit=720%2C403&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?resize=720%2C403&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26932\" width=\"720\" height=\"403\" alt=\"Meme of Jason from Friday the 13th which reads Mike mike mike what day is it? Oh yeah \" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8631.jpg?resize=640%2C358&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No, not that Friday the 13th.<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"26935\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2019\/09\/13\/friday-the-13th\/img_8628\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8628.png?fit=500%2C367&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,367\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_8628\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8628.png?fit=300%2C220&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8628.png?fit=500%2C367&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8628.png?resize=500%2C367&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26935\" width=\"500\" height=\"367\" alt=\"Cat reading newspaper meme which reads maybe I should buy a hockey mask \" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8628.png?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8628.png?resize=300%2C220&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not only is it Friday the 13th, it&#8217;s also a full moon! Which has some people freaking out just a little.<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"26933\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2019\/09\/13\/friday-the-13th\/img_8627\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8627.png?fit=526%2C440&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"526,440\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_8627\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8627.png?fit=300%2C251&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8627.png?fit=526%2C440&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8627.png?resize=526%2C440&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26933\" width=\"526\" height=\"440\" alt=\"Meme from office space which reads if we could just get through the full moon on Friday the 13th without a zombie apocalypse, ya, that would be great\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8627.png?w=526&amp;ssl=1 526w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8627.png?resize=300%2C251&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you have a fear of Friday the 13th, it&#8217;s called <span style=\"caret-color: rgb(34, 34, 34); color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family\" independent serif font-size: font-style: normal font-variant-caps: font-weight: letter-spacing: orphans: auto text-align: start text-indent: text-transform: none white-space: widows: word-spacing: rgba text-decoration: display: inline float:>paraskevidekatriaphobia<\/span>. If you have a fear of the moon, it&#8217;s called selenophobia. If you have a fear of both is it called seleno<span style=\"caret-color: rgb(34, 34, 34); color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family\" independent serif font-size: font-style: normal font-variant-caps: font-weight: letter-spacing: orphans: auto text-align: start text-indent: text-transform: none white-space: widows: word-spacing: rgba text-decoration: display: inline float:>paraskevidekatriaphobia<\/span>?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping the Full Moon Friday the 13th doesn&#8217;t mean a zombie apocalypse. Seems like a good night to stay inside watching Hocus Pocus.<\/p>\n<p><img data-attachment-id=\"26934\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/img_8656\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8656.gif?fit=625%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"625,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_8656\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8656.gif?fit=300%2C192&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8656.gif?fit=625%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/img_8656.gif?resize=625%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-26934\" width=\"625\" height=\"400\" alt=\"Hocus Pocus - Dani and max where she says it\u2019s a full moon tonight. The weirdos are out. \" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not that Friday the 13th. Not only is it Friday the 13th, it&#8217;s also a full moon! Which has some people freaking out just a little. If you have a fear of Friday the 13th, it&#8217;s called paraskevidekatriaphobia. 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