Okay, I was trying to nap today because I do have mono and a cold, but that wasn’t happening.\u00a0 Apparently, Elle had something to tell me.\u00a0 Did Ellen finally look at our blog and want us on her show?\u00a0 Was Phil from the Amazing Race interested in us for the next season??\u00a0 NO!\u00a0 But guess who was…..The US Department of State.\u00a0 WTH?????\u00a0 What do they want with bluemonkeybutt?\u00a0 They were on our site for 35 minutes today!\u00a0 Doesn’t the State Department have bigger fish to fry at the moment?\u00a0 They were on our homepage, but also clicked on other pages.\u00a0 Elle said they looked at a lot of my posts, so I guess she was warning me in case a big black car pulled up to my house with men that look like Men in Black came to take me away!\u00a0 The other scary thing is they put in our website address, they didn’t google us, they didn’t search for monkey’s or butts.\u00a0 WTH?\u00a0We’ve made it into the X-files, where’s Fox Mulder when you need him…oh that’s right he’s in rehab for a sex addiction.\u00a0 Oops, my bad.<\/p>\n
Elle didn’t want me to write a post about them, but it’s kinda freaking me out.\u00a0 Elle said, “maybe someone just likes us at the State Department”, I said, “yea, that’s why you called me 4 times to tell me about it!”\u00a0 Mum thinks it’s just a janitor, but don’t they only work at night?\u00a0 Could you imagine them going to the President….”Mr. President we have a situation here…it’s called BlueMonkeyButt. Com”\u00a0 I\u00a0can just imagine\u00a0the\u00a0 President now, “what’s that…a monkey….I love monkeys they make me laugh!”\u00a0 Elle told me she’s not going down with me, but I guess that figures since she won’t save me if a bear mauls me either.\u00a0 So, to all of you out there in case I disappear at night when I walk the dog, thanks for reading.\u00a0 All future email correspondence should be addressed to Stacy @ Guantanamo Bay. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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