It never ceases to amaze us what brings people to our little blog. Here are a few that have Googled their way to us.<\/p>\n
I’m too old for this<\/em><\/p>\n Honey, I am too.<\/p>\n Why people don’t like food touching eachother on plate<\/em><\/p>\n Do I really need to explain this? Because it’s gross, got it?<\/p>\n Butt Archive<\/em><\/p>\n Sorry, those archives aren’t accessible without a password and high level security clearance.<\/p>\n Monkey Butt Kissing<\/em><\/p>\n Okay, that’s just nasty.<\/p>\n Deer Butt Monkey Face<\/em><\/p>\n Did you mean Dear Butt Monkey Face?<\/p>\n Monkey Big Butt<\/em><\/p>\n Don’t even want to know where you’re going with this one.<\/p>\n How big is a monkey butt?<\/em><\/p>\n What’s up with the fascination with monkey’s butts? You want to kiss them and see how big they are? Maybe you should Google therapists. Which brings us to<\/p>\n Therapist as friend<\/em><\/p>\n No, your therapist is not your friend. You shouldn’t have to pay your friends, well, maybe some people do.<\/p>\n Having your period around sharks<\/em><\/p>\n As in, the sharks are circling, never a good sign.<\/p>\n things that will ruin your day<\/em><\/p>\n Does somebody really need a list of day ruiners. Is their life so great they\u00a0need a Google list just to tell them what\u00a0a day ruiner is? How could that be and do they want to switch places?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It never ceases to amaze us what brings people to our little blog. Here are a few that have Googled their way to us. I’m too old for this Honey, I am too. Why people don’t like food touching eachother on plate Do I really…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[721,918,1092,1730],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-4y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}