{"id":2861,"date":"2010-12-15T10:54:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T14:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2861"},"modified":"2010-12-15T10:54:13","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T14:54:13","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2010\/12\/15\/what-the-hell-wednesday-11\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last night\u00a0I was watching last week&#8217;s episode of &#8220;<em>No Ordinary Family<\/em>&#8221; and there was a scene where someone was being murdered and the bad guy\u00a0had to make it look like a suicide. The victim was supposed to overdose on a bunch of pills. The bad guy puts the\u00a0prescription bottle of pills on the table and instead of me getting lost in the dramatic moment, I notice the medication is spelled wrong. It&#8217;s <em>zolpidem<\/em> not <em>zolpedim <\/em>dimwit. <strong>What The Hell?! <\/strong>Don&#8217;t they pay people big bucks to get crap like that right?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last weekend we planned on getting the bulk of our Christmas shopping done. The person who controls my voodoo doll had other ideas. We stopped at a local burger place before hitting the mall. It&#8217;s been a couple of months since we&#8217;ve been there and the&#8217;ve changed the menu. The burger I usually order wasn&#8217;t on the menu any longer. <strong>What The Hell??!!<\/strong>\u00a0They said they could make it so I ordered it.\u00a0 Big Mistake. Then when we left the restaurant we had a flat tire. Oh ya, fun times. There we were in a freezing cold parking lot in the dark trying to change the tire. Well, I was holding the flashlight while my husband was trying to change the tire. But it was cold. We finally had to call around for some help because the tire wouldn&#8217;t come off. A special thanks to my lovely neighbor who came out in the cold with her two little girls to check on us and then gave me a ride home. My husband made it home about 40 minutes later. I didn&#8217;t abandon him, one of his friends from work came by and gave him a hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Oh, and that off the menu burger? I&#8217;m pretty sure it gave me food poisoning. <strong>What the Hell??!!<\/strong>\u00a0I spent the entire day Saturday sick as could be. I never left my room and could barely move. I did manage to watch\/sleep thru 3 sappy Christmas movies and the first 3 Indiana Jones movies. I started to feel like I would actually live on Sunday, but the mall was definitely out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thing 1 got kicked off the bus last week, so everyday this week I&#8217;ve been driving him to school.\u00a0 This morning he got out of the car and I heard something drop.\u00a0 I yelled to him to look on the ground because I heard something fall.\u00a0 He glanced down quickly and shook his head <em>&#8220;no&#8221;<\/em> and kept walking.\u00a0 Well tonight he gets out of bed at 9:30 p.m. and says, <em>&#8220;Mom, remember this morning when I got out of the car and you said something dropped?\u00a0 Well, I think my Nintendo DS fell on the ground, or it&#8217;s in my locker.&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>??????\u00a0 First off, his DS broke awhile ago, which is why he is allowed to bring it to school, he does have a DSI that is <em>not<\/em> allowed to go.\u00a0 But still, he had a game in it, and I said that I heard something drop on the ground!!!!\u00a0 Why the hell doesn&#8217;t he listen to me???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The other day the receptionist at work called me.\u00a0 Now, she works upstairs, I work downstairs.\u00a0 I answer the phone and she says,<em> &#8220;Is so and so in the office right now?&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 I said,<strong> &#8220;no she&#8217;s at lunch right now.&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0 So she says, <em>&#8220;well could you come up here and get this flower delivery for her?&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 <strong>What the Hell<\/strong>??\u00a0 No I can&#8217;t, I&#8217;m <em>working<\/em>.\u00a0 I actually have a ton of work to do right now!\u00a0 I asked her if the maintenance guy<em> &#8220;Skinny Jeans&#8221;<\/em> could bring it down but she said he wasn&#8217;t there.\u00a0 I told her that I would leave a note on <em>&#8220;so and so&#8217;s&#8221;<\/em> chair and she could come up and get her flowers when she got back from lunch!\u00a0 Really, I don&#8217;t have time to deliver flowers right now!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Every day I get ask questions that make me go <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>??\u00a0 I think there should be a sign on my desk that says <strong>&#8220;Information&#8221;,<\/strong>either that, or everyone thinks I&#8217;m supah smart.\u00a0 Here are just a few of the questions I get- <em>How many fire extinguishers are in the building?\u00a0 How many times should I fold this paper to put it in an envelope?\u00a0 Did you know the door is open?<\/em> <strong>(for the record, I can see the door from my desk)<\/strong>\u00a0 <em>Is anyone in the bathroom?\u00a0 What&#8217;s that smell?\u00a0 Do you know where <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">*insert name here*<\/span> is?\u00a0 Is it raining out?<\/em> <strong>(for the record I can&#8217;t see the outdoors from where I sit) <\/strong><em>What&#8217;s the zip code for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">*insert random town in NH here*? <\/span>What&#8217;s that noise?\u00a0 &#8211;<\/em>Is it any wonder that I have a <strong>&#8220;Magic 8 Ball&#8221;<\/strong> on my desk?\u00a0 Although I&#8217;m not allowed to use it on my boss.\u00a0 She asked me something the other day and I grabbed the 8 ball and shook it and she said, <em>&#8220;Oh no, you didn&#8217;t just Magic 8ball me!!&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 It was funny!\u00a0 Good thing I amuse her!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkytools.com\/basic_linky_include.aspx?id=62443\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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