I woke up this morning to a facebook friend request from my cat. Seriously? Before you know it, he’ll have more friends on facebook than I do. Yes, I friended him and not suprisingly, he’s a little bit snarky. He’s got catitude.<\/p>\n
It got me to thinking about the dogs having a facebook page. It wouldn’t be as snarky as the cat’s because, well let’s face it, they are just plain dumb.\u00a0 Here are a few possible status updates from my dog Toby<\/p>\n
just sniffed Shadow’s butt. Same as yesterday<\/em><\/p>\n stupid cat walked by, sniffed her butt<\/em><\/p>\n kitty litter box! Score!<\/em><\/p>\n guess I shouldn’t have eaten that last bite out of the kitty litter box.<\/em><\/p>\n hmmm..not feeling so well. I should probably bark to go out or something, but naaaa, I’ll just go by the back door. That way she’ll think I tried to go out.<\/em><\/p>\n Pretty much every day would go the same way. I’m pretty sure Snuffy’s updates are going to be much better. If\u00a0not I can always unfriend him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I woke up this morning to a facebook friend request from my cat. Seriously? Before you know it, he’ll have more friends on facebook than I do. Yes, I friended him and not suprisingly, he’s a little bit snarky. He’s got catitude. It got me…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[503,1120],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-KI","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}