{"id":2934,"date":"2011-01-25T00:30:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T04:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=2934"},"modified":"2011-01-25T00:30:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T04:30:12","slug":"its-tuesday-were-random-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/01\/25\/its-tuesday-were-random-3\/","title":{"rendered":"It's Tuesday, We're Random"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt Sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

My ankle started hurting Friday for no apparent reason. I thought it would get better by the next day, but of course it didn’t. I ended up going to urgent care and got an x-ray. The doctor came back in and said “Have you ever broken your ankle before?” Ummmmmmmmm..no. “A bad sprain?” Tons of times. Turns out one of my bad sprains was a little worse than a sprain. She saw bone fragments in my x-ray. Hmmmmmm…I guess that explains the sharp jabbing pain I get on occasion and why it hurts so much now. I’ve been trying to stay off of it as much as possible. Well as much as being a mom allows. So, ya, not resting it that much.<\/p>\n

Yesterday\u00a0morning it was below freezing. Below freezing, ugh!<\/p>\n

Those Dominos Pizza commercials bug me. You know the ones where the people have no idea they are on a farm. Oh, puh-lease. Of course they know where they are. There’s no way I’d be getting in a limo and driven out in the middle of nowhere without knowing where I was going. I’ve seen enough movies to know that never ends well. Just sayin’<\/p>\n

As most of you know, I became a grandmother last week and I’m having a little trouble with the whole term grandmother. I’m thrilled, but still, grandmother??? It conjures up pictures of little old ladies with gray hair sitting in rocking chairs and smelling like Ben-Gay and mothballs. I’ve got a tween and an 8 year old still at home. Is there such a thing as a hip grandmother? Probably not, more like broken hip grandmother.<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Today I broke out into hives.\u00a0 They got progressively worse as the day went on.\u00a0 I have no idea why I got them, I haven’t changed soap, or eaten anything weird.\u00a0 My boss asked if I was allergic to the necklace I was wearing.\u00a0 I was wearing a sterling silver necklace that a friend gave me, that has an onyx on it.\u00a0 The necklace is suppose to repel negativity.\u00a0 Which made me think that maybe it was repelling me, and I was having a reaction to it trying to remove my negativity, hmmmmm……<\/em><\/p>\n

Tomorrow night is the Presidents State of the Union Address, all I can say is, thank you for giving your speech on Tuesday this time so that you don’t make me miss Modern Family on Wednesday, like you did last time!<\/p>\n

It is below freezing here too.\u00a0 Actually this morning it was -8<\/strong>!\u00a0 Between the amount of snow we have gotten so far and these cold temperatures, I’m about ready to go on House Hunters International and move somewhere tropical!<\/p>\n

So I see that someone found the Golden Ticket!!\u00a0 That woman is going to be set for life!!\u00a0 Oprah has a half sister she didn’t even know about.\u00a0 When that woman figured out who her half sister was, she probably started screaming like the audience does when Oprah gives them a bunch of free “Favorite Things!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday <\/strong>tomorrow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt Sisters sent you! Elle My ankle started hurting…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[215,236,678,729,802,1076,1196,1590,1624],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-Lk","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}