{"id":312,"date":"2008-11-29T09:34:28","date_gmt":"2008-11-29T13:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=312"},"modified":"2008-11-29T09:34:28","modified_gmt":"2008-11-29T13:34:28","slug":"obligatory-giving-thanks-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/11\/29\/obligatory-giving-thanks-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Giving Thanks Post"},"content":{"rendered":"

Of course I’m thankful for my kids, family, blah, blah, blah, etc. But\u00a0 I decided that I would post a list of more mundane things I’m thankful for. Things that on the surface don’t seem that important, but really make a difference in my life.<\/p>\n

1. I’m thankful that the dog hasn’t crapped on the floor since My Craptastic Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n

2. I’m thankful that my kids are finally feeling better and will be going to school next week. More “Me” time!<\/p>\n

3. I’m thankful that I haven’t gone out in public wearing my shirt inside out and backwards like I saw some crazy lady doing the other day. At least I don’t think I have….<\/p>\n

4. I’m thankful for my children’s bedtime every single night!<\/p>\n

5. I’m thankful for the Alan\u00a0Jackson\u00a0song “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere” which justifies so much.<\/p>\n

6. I’m thankful that gas prices have gone down so now I can keep on filling up my huge SUV.<\/p>\n

7. I’m thankful that our 19 year old is doing an internship at Disney World. Can you say road trip?<\/p>\n

8. I’m thankful that we didn’t have anyone over for Thanksgiving because our stove is broken and waiting for parts, which are due next week.<\/p>\n

9. I’m thankful for the funny things J-Man says, like “This book has so many hilarious virgins.” Let me know if you need a translation.<\/p>\n

and last but not least<\/p>\n

10. I’m thankful for the comments you all leave, except for that creepy guy who keeps trying to leave comments about “Amatuer Videos”. Him, I’m not so thankful for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Of course I’m thankful for my kids, family, blah, blah, blah, etc. But\u00a0 I decided that I would post a list of more mundane things I’m thankful for. Things that on the surface don’t seem that important, but really make a difference in my life.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[74,156,403,2171,691,874,2174,1657,2185,1708],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-52","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}