{"id":3265,"date":"2011-04-05T08:39:42","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T12:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3265"},"modified":"2011-04-05T08:39:42","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T12:39:42","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughts-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/04\/05\/random-tuesday-thoughts-39\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely<\/a>at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays. Go check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt Sisters sent you!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’ve lost my funny.\u00a0 I’ve lost my wit and sarcasm lately.\u00a0 I’ve tried to find it, but it’s gone.\u00a0 I’m hoping it comes back soon.\u00a0 I guess I need to de-stress, or start writing posts after I’ve had a few….then maybe they’d be funny.<\/p>\n

I hate the non-stop emails I get from Bath and Body Works, Lands End and Kohl’s.\u00a0 I’m really rethinking the whole, “give us your email address and get a free coupon.”\u00a0 That coupon wasn’t worth the constant crappy emails I have to delete from my inbox!<\/p>\n

Why is it some people feel the need to bug you the minute you walk into work?\u00a0 I mean really, it’s early, I haven’t had much coffee intake and they are asking me questions that I’m not ready to answer yet.\u00a0 Can I get my coat off before you bother me?\u00a0 I should just hand them my Magic 8 Ball and tell them to shake it themselves!<\/p>\n

I’m sensing excessive exclamation point usage tonight…..guess I’m in a mood.<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m not having\u00a0any luck with the doctor fixing my ankle. So I’m diagnosing myself as having standiswalkisshoeitis and the cure is to only\u00a0wear flip-flops and rest as much as possible. A tropical climate, sandy beach, and a frozen margarita are also recommended therapies. I may not get the beach thing, but I’m going to take a week off from work during the kid’s April vacation. I’m hoping that will help.<\/p>\n

The other night my son said “I want to be a video game king!” I’m not really sure if that position is available, but it’s good to have goals. As long as video game king doesn’t mean living in our basement, eating Dorito’s until his fingers have a permanent orange hue and playing non-stop video games when he’s 30, then I say go for it. Ya, I have that<\/em> particular nightmare a lot.<\/p>\n

I ran out of the Pedigree puppy food so I gave the puppy the Pedigree Adult food we had. He loved it. I’ve never seen him so happy to eat and he’d empty his bowl in seconds. Then we got another bag of the Pedigree Puppy and you could just see the disappointment when he tasted it and realized it was back to the puppy crap. It has sat in his bowl since last night. Sometimes he’ll wander over and take a bite then just walk away. Is there that much of a taste difference between puppy and adult? Really?<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays. Go check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt Sisters sent you! Stacy I’ve lost my funny.\u00a0 I’ve lost…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[236,1009,1345],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-QF","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}