{"id":3343,"date":"2011-04-25T14:32:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T18:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3343"},"modified":"2011-04-25T14:32:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T18:32:21","slug":"cmon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/04\/25\/cmon\/","title":{"rendered":"C&#039;mon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It never fails, when one of the kids stays home sick, inevitably it&#8217;s on a day I&#8217;m either running low or out of Diet Pepsi. It might be okay for you coffee drinkers, but not for me. I hate coffee with a passion. So what could possible be causing this phenomenon? It&#8217;s not even the same type of sickness. It could be colds, headaches or even the stomach bug. Doesn&#8217;t the universe understand that I&#8217;m ill equipped to handle that special\u00a0kind of stress that comes with taking care of a sick child without the blessing of caffeine??? Is it some sort of cosmic lesson? It&#8217;s totally not fair and I&#8217;m totally going to whine and be totally miserable until I get some. Totally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It never fails, when one of the kids stays home sick, inevitably it&#8217;s on a day I&#8217;m either running low or out of Diet Pepsi. It might be okay for you coffee drinkers, but not for me. I hate coffee with a passion. So what&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3ISGQ-cmon","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}