Let’s say that you received an iPhone for Mother’s Day. Cool, right. Then perhaps you updated your contacts that night while watching the finale of The Amazing Race while your son was sitting on your lap. The next morning you might have sent a text to your husband and the conversation could have gone something like this<\/p>\n
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