{"id":3449,"date":"2011-05-25T06:55:03","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T10:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3449"},"modified":"2011-05-25T06:55:03","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T10:55:03","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/05\/25\/what-the-hell-wednesday-32\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Why can&#8217;t I come with any WTHs? There has to be something that happened this past week to make me pause and say <strong>&#8220;What the Hell??&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ah, I&#8217;ve got one now&#8230;It&#8217;s almost 10pm and I can&#8217;t hear anything besides my husband playing the drums in the basement. <strong>What The Hell??!! <\/strong>He is always surprised when I comment that they are loud and the kids are trying to sleep. He sincerely doesn&#8217;t think it&#8217;s that loud. Believe me, it&#8217;s loud!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Our neighbors had a huge snapping turtle in their backyard yesterday. We have no ponds or lakes nearby. <strong>What The Hell??!!<\/strong> Where did he come from? I&#8217;m still thinking he came from our <em>other <\/em>neighbor&#8217;s inground pool. I&#8217;m totally serious. Jimmy Hoffa could be in there and no one would find him. So a snapping turtle isn&#8217;t that much of a stretch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Today Thing 1 returned from an overnight camping trip through school.\u00a0 I got a phone call at 2pm from the School Nurse.\u00a0 The conversation went like this,<em> &#8220;I have Thing 1 in my office today, his left eye is swollen, apparently he is having an allergic reaction to his allergies.&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 Hmmm, kind of redundant, but okay, this is the Nurse right?\u00a0 So I answer a few questions, yes he&#8217;s on medication, yes he took it today, no he doesn&#8217;t have prescription eye drops, yes I do give him over the counter one&#8217;s, no he doesn&#8217;t have any on him.\u00a0 So then she says, <em>&#8220;You are going to come pick him up right?<\/em>&#8221;\u00a0 I say, <em>&#8220;Yeah at 3 pm&#8221;.\u00a0 <\/em>That&#8217;s when she got an attitude and said,<em><strong> &#8220;OH&#8221;, <\/strong><\/em>but it was in a tone.\u00a0 <strong>What the Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 It&#8217;s 2 pm right now, I am a half an hour away.\u00a0 The bus gets there by 215pm, he&#8217;s not bleeding, he can see, I don&#8217;t need to pick him up.\u00a0 She said (in her judgemental tone) <em>&#8220;Well in that case you should speak to him&#8221;.\u00a0 <\/em>He gets on the phone and the conversation goes like this&#8230;.did you have fun? yeah.\u00a0 Your eyes are swollen?&#8230;..yep\u00a0 Okay want to take the bus now or have me pick you up at 3?\u00a0 You can pick me up.\u00a0 K, see you then.\u00a0 Bye.\u00a0 Was the<em> &#8220;Tone&#8221;<\/em> really necessary?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The other day when my son&#8217;s friend was sleeping over they were about to get ready for bed.\u00a0 I decided to make myself a drink.\u00a0 I took out my bottle of kahlua and my bottle of vanilla vodka and proceeded to make myself a drink.\u00a0 Thing 2 came over and said,<em> &#8220;Is that beer?&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>I said no and tried to explain what it was.\u00a0 He then said, <em>&#8220;Who drank that all?\u00a0 Did you drink that all?\u00a0 Will you die, because that&#8217;s a lot!&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>For the record I&#8217;ve had the bottles for probably 6 months now.\u00a0 I hardly ever have a drink because I&#8217;m too lazy to make myself one.\u00a0 So my friends son is sitting playing his DS and without skipping a beat he says,<em> &#8220;you know they say a glass of wine before bed is beneficial?&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 I go and grab the milk to pour in and my son says, <em>&#8220;You put milk in your wine?&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>I tried to explain it wasn&#8217;t wine, and he goes over to his friend and says,<em> &#8220;Is your Mom drunk too?&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em><strong>What the Hell <\/strong>D.A.R.E.?\u00a0 What are you teaching my son?\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t know what beer even looks like but thinks that one drink will make me a drunk!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.simply-linked.com\/listwidget.aspx?l=06f1e087-48fe-43de-b7d3-03381203767e\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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