{"id":3514,"date":"2011-06-09T13:10:17","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T17:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3514"},"modified":"2011-06-09T13:10:17","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T17:10:17","slug":"9th-circle-of-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/06\/09\/9th-circle-of-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"9th Circle of Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home on a quick lunch break to see if I can get rid of this stupid migraine. Ugh! I hate them! Unfortunately, it seems that our two youngest children have them too. They are just so awful.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday while we were outside on the deck, drying off from swimming in the pool, J-Man was bothered by some bugs. He hates bugs and he yelled &#8220;Why does nature have to be outside?!&#8221; Ummm&#8230;because it&#8217;s nature.<\/p>\n<p>We have finally have a definite date for J-Man&#8217;s birthday party. By definite I mean as long as he doesn&#8217;t get lice again, we get a plague of locusts, or floods or famine. His birthday was May 19th. I finally caved and we are having it at a local indoor bounce place. Honestly, I hate it there, but the lure of not having a dozen screaming boys running through my house is too strong. It&#8217;s only the 9thcircle of hell, whereas Chuck E. Cheese is the 1oth circle of hell. Both are a guaranteed migraine inducer. Still better than having it at home. At least I can plan on a migraine, not just be surprised when one comes out of the blue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home on a quick lunch break to see if I can get rid of this stupid migraine. Ugh! I hate them! Unfortunately, it seems that our two youngest children have them too. They are just so awful. Yesterday while we were outside on the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-UG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}