{"id":3526,"date":"2011-06-15T07:24:25","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3526"},"modified":"2011-06-15T07:24:25","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:24:25","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/06\/15\/what-the-hell-wednesday-36\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Did you hear about the guy from New Hampshire that pretended he was mentally disabled and then advertised for a nurse. A nurse went to his house to interview for the job\u00a0and while she was there for the &#8220;job&#8221;\u00a0 he tricked her into changing his diaper. <strong>What the Hell???!!! <\/strong>Seriously??? Ewwwww!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As if my house wasn&#8217;t in enough disarray I now have a huge tent, made of sheets and my dining room chairs, in our family room. When we went to sit down to dinner last night there weren&#8217;t enough chairs for everyone. <strong>What The Hell??!! <\/strong>Then when I mention that it&#8217;s time for the fort to come down certain smaller people in the family get upset. Isn&#8217;t it funny that it doesn&#8217;t matter when Mom is upset? So, for now, we have a fort in the family room and I&#8217;ll be eating my meals with my feet up in my comfy chair in the living room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The other day Elle sent me a check for the blog.\u00a0 I brought it to the bank that the account is with, and I really was expecting\u00a0the teller to ask me what <strong>Blue Monkey Butt <\/strong>was, or maybe even give me a hard time.\u00a0 But no, I go to cash the check and the teller says, <em>&#8220;okay that will be a $7.00 fee for cashing the check since you don&#8217;t have an account here.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em><strong>What The Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 Seriously?\u00a0 I said, <em>&#8220;but the check is drawn on this bank.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>She argued with me back and forth a few more times, but then said that if I wanted to open an account they would waive the fee.\u00a0 I said, <em>&#8220;Why would I open an account here when you have been nothing but rude to me?&#8221;<\/em>\u00a0 Like the bank really needs that $7.00, I mean what does it even pay for?\u00a0 The teller is obviously getting paid to push a button and hand me the money.\u00a0 Who gets that $7.00?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Last night at the gym there was this guy at the very front of the gym where all the weight machines are.\u00a0 The thing is he wasn&#8217;t using them.\u00a0 He was facing everyone and doing this weird routine.\u00a0 He actually looked like he was practicing for a flash mob or something.\u00a0 <strong>What the Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 I know he was standing under the &#8220;<em>Judgement Free Zone&#8221;<\/em> sign, but <em>really<\/em>?\u00a0 Why would you stand there doing some weird routine in front of everyone?\u00a0 Maybe over in the stretching area, but right in front of everyone?\u00a0 You know I wasn&#8217;t the only one judging him&#8230;.I saw other people laughing too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It&#8217;s funny how I think I have groceries in the house until I go to grab something out of a box and realize that the box is empty!\u00a0 <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>??\u00a0 If you take the last one, throw the damn box away!!\u00a0 Why would you leave it in the freezer if you ate all the ice cream sandwiches??\u00a0 It&#8217;s just mean, let&#8217;s say someone was counting on having an ice cream sandwich when she got home, and then she reached into the box to find <strong>NOTHING<\/strong>???\u00a0 I&#8217;m thinking <em>&#8220;she&#8221;<\/em> would be really mad!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.simply-linked.com\/listwidget.aspx?l=de44eda8-2c89-44d7-a582-b974574ba64e\" ><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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