{"id":3615,"date":"2011-07-20T07:56:05","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T11:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3615"},"modified":"2011-07-20T07:56:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T11:56:05","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesdaysilence-i-keel-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/07\/20\/what-the-hell-wednesdaysilence-i-keel-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Wednesday~Silence! I Keel You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I was really thinking I didn&#8217;t have anything to write about today until I received a phone call.\u00a0 On my voice mail there was a message from someone with a very strong Indian accent.\u00a0 Because I&#8217;ve been getting so many sales calls lately I deleted it without thinking about it.\u00a0 On my way home from work I got a call from the guy again.\u00a0 I answered, told him to put me on the Do Not Call List and hung up.\u00a0 My phone rang again.\u00a0 Again it was him, again I said the same thing, and again I hung up.\u00a0 He called me back and yelled at me!\u00a0 <strong>What the Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 He told me that he was from someplace called American Law something, and that there was a case against me and my social security number because I took out a cash advance loan.\u00a0 <strong>What the Hell<\/strong>?\u00a0 NO I didn&#8217;t take out a loan, <em>EVER<\/em>, so do <em>NOT<\/em>yell at me.\u00a0 I told him to not call my cell phone again.\u00a0 I told Elle the story tonight and she Googled it, and apparently there is a scam going around where they yell at you and scare you into sending them money for something you didn&#8217;t even apply for.\u00a0 You&#8217;re picked randomly, and basically you just have to ignore them.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve checked my credit, and not one inquiry has been made, which is good, but this is just ridiculous.\u00a0 And honestly as he was yelling at me all I could think of was Ahmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/ahmed.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3618\" title=\"ahmed\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/ahmed.jpg?resize=289%2C273\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"273\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>What the Hell??!! <\/strong>That&#8217;s just creepy. I&#8217;ve never seen Jeff Dunham. I&#8217;m soooo not a fan of guys with puppets. Do you think they stay in special little puppet coffins when he&#8217;s not doing a show or does he prop them up all around his living room and then they &#8220;talk&#8221; to each other.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I mentioned yesterday that I was giving my puppy a haircut. At his last grooming they weren&#8217;t able to groom his face because he freaked out and was biting the scissors. Here is proof that I will never work as a dog groomer and why I never attempt to cut my children&#8217;s hair. Run away if you see me with scissors.\u00a0His picture is a <strong>What The Hell<\/strong>. We were all surprised that his ears are so tiny. My husband came out and said &#8220;<strong>What the Hell<\/strong> did you do to his ear?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3621\" title=\"Perry's Bad Haircut\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yes, he is only half done because the sedative took\u00a0so long to kick in that it wore off before we could finish. 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