{"id":3927,"date":"2011-10-04T19:23:06","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T23:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=3927"},"modified":"2011-10-04T19:23:06","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T23:23:06","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughts-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/10\/04\/random-tuesday-thoughts-51\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stacyuncorked.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/stacysrandomthoughts.com\/Files\/randomtuesday.jpg?resize=225%2C187\" alt=\"Stacy\" width=\"225\" height=\"187\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you by <a>Keely <\/a>at The Un-Mom but she&#8217;s taking a hiatus. Okay, it&#8217;s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from <a href=\"http:\/\/stacysrandomthoughts.com\/\">Stacy<\/a> .<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve realized that my kids only do <em>&#8220;chores&#8221;<\/em> when there&#8217;s something they want.\u00a0 Yesterday Thing 1 said, <em>&#8220;can I do extra chores around the house to earn extra money?&#8221;\u00a0<\/em> Um, how about you do the chores <strong>you&#8217;re suppose to do <\/strong>around the house?\u00a0 You want to add extra one&#8217;s, when you don&#8217;t even do the one&#8217;s I ask you to?\u00a0 Of course once he gets whatever it is he wants, he will stop doing anything at all!<\/p>\n<p>My boys have also started putting in their Christmas Wish Lists early.\u00a0 On them this year, a laptop and a cell phone.\u00a0 Yeah, they aren&#8217;t asking for too much.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Thing 1 is 13 now.\u00a0 And he is determined to find a girlfriend.\u00a0 Lately he finds one from school via Facebook and goes from being<em> &#8220;single&#8221;<\/em> to <em>&#8220;in a relationship<\/em>&#8220;.\u00a0 This happened Saturday afternoon.\u00a0 He then tells me that he&#8217;s going over her house on Monday.\u00a0 Well Monday came along and I got this text, <em>&#8220;I broke up with my girlfriend.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>Me<em>-&#8220;okay&#8221;.\u00a0 <\/em>Him- <em>&#8220;She was trying to change who I am.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em>Wow, really?\u00a0 Already?\u00a0 After seeing him one day at school, she&#8217;s trying to change who he is?\u00a0 The text just made me laugh.\u00a0 Of course he&#8217;s now back to being <em>&#8220;single&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sooooo glad Sissy isn&#8217;t on facebook yet. Not for lack of trying, but I&#8217;m staying strong.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>This morning I couldn&#8217;t find our giant beast of a cat anywhere. She&#8217;s always the first one upstairs in the morning to see if there is any kitten food left over she can scarf down. When I realized I hadn&#8217;t tripped over her yet I started looking for her. I couldn&#8217;t find her anywhere. I walked around shaking a bag of cat food, which always has her racing to me, but nothing.\u00a0 It was so strange. I hated to leave without finding her and I worried about how she could&#8217;ve gotten outside. Of course when I got home she was waiting at the door for me. She was a little dusty but okay. I&#8217;m thinking she got into something a little too small for her giant girth and got stuck. Kind of like Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in Rabbit&#8217;s Wall. I wish I could&#8217;ve gotten a picture of her like that.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it&#8217;s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom but she&#8217;s taking a hiatus. Okay, it&#8217;s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from Stacy . 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