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<\/strong>\"Stacy\"<\/p>\n

If it’s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you byKeely <\/a>at The Un-Mom but she’s taking a hiatus. Okay, it’s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from Stacy<\/a> .<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

We were grocery shopping this weekend, as we do pretty much every weekend. Sometimes it can be entertaining. I overheard this conversation in the toilet paper aisle.<\/p>\n

Wife: what kind of toilet paper do you want?<\/p>\n

Husband: I don’t care<\/p>\n

Wife: Or should I say, what kind toilet paper can we buy that won’t cause you to clog up the toilet even more than you already do.<\/p>\n

Oh snap!<\/p>\n

I wish I had one of those hamster balls for my little dog. I think he’d love it. He could still chase the cats around the house, but he wouldn’t be able to catch them. Works for me. I guess we would have to make sure there were some air holes in it or it wouldn’t work for very long.<\/p>\n

Last night Sissy asked me if we were doing anything special for Thanksgiving because it’s just going to be us. She said “Are you going to make anything special for Thanksgiving?” I said “We’ll make the regular Thanksgiving things.” Then she asked “Are you going to make pie? I don’t like pie, but I don’t think it would be Thanksgiving without pie.”<\/p>\n

I love Hallmark ornaments but have you seen that commercial for the ornament that counts down to Christmas? That little girl drives me crazy. I really do not need to know how many days, minutes and seconds are left. Who needs that kind of pressure?<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking of overhearing conversations at the store…..I was at Walmart last week and I overheard 3 teenagers talking loudly about an STD. Now I’m not sure which one, and it really doesn’t matter, the funny thing is one of them said, “oh you can get that from using a public toilet, my boyfriend told me that.”<\/em> Hmmm, I’m sure he did sweetie.<\/p>\n

Something was bothering me at work today. My nose started running, my eyes were itchy and my throat was scratchy. After blowing my nose only 4 times with the industrial tissues we have, it was red and sore. I need some Puffs, but I’d have to keep those locked up, especially now through cold season. Those would be like cigarettes in prison!<\/p>\n

I love Jimmy Fallon. I think he’s hilarious, and funnier than Leno or Conan. The only problem is, his damn show doesn’t come on until 12:37 a.m. That doesn’t really work for me having to get up at 5:30 a.m.<\/p>\n

I need to throw out any Axe Deodorant Spray that I have in the house. The 13 year old seems to be addicted to the stuff. He can’t seem to just put on just a little! I can taste that damn spray! Bleck! Even his brother has said, “dude can you stop spray that stuff, you don’t smell good, seriously, you just stink.” <\/em>Honestly I was thinking the same thing, but being his Mom and all, it wouldn’t of been the appropriate thing to say…..<\/p>\n

As of this second while I’m writing this post, there is 1 month, 2 days, 23 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds until Christmas…..just sayin’<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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