{"id":412,"date":"2008-12-31T23:02:58","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T03:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=412"},"modified":"2008-12-31T23:02:58","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T03:02:58","slug":"im-so-patheticand-happy-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2008\/12\/31\/im-so-patheticand-happy-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"I'm so Pathetic…and Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>AHHHHH!\u00a0 WTH is that a picture of?\u00a0 Like the glasses?\u00a0 I bet you’re jealous!\u00a0 Yep that’s me.\u00a0 I don’t usually put pictures of myself on here, because I HATE<\/strong> pictures of myself!\u00a0 And Elle will make fun of me.\u00a0 I can just hear Elle laughing right now as she sees this wonderful pic of me!\u00a0 I can’t wait to see her <\/em>comments.\u00a0 Anyways, Happy New Year.\u00a0 I just wanted to share with you all how pathetic I am.\u00a0 As of 8:30 p.m. tonight both boys, and DH were in bed.\u00a0 I on the other hand was reading other people’s blogs and dropping EC’s.\u00a0 Most people had short sweet post’s that said, “Happy New Years” and that’s about it.\u00a0 See, those people probably have a life, unlike myself.\u00a0 I am also breaking #1 on my list of resolutions (see post below) – eating 1\/2 a bag of Hersey kisses.\u00a0 Oh well, it’s not the first yet.\u00a0 So, my big plans are as follows: put on yoga pants, put on big, red fuzzy bathrobe, eat chocolate until I have a stomach ache, surf the Internet, see the ball drop and go to bed.\u00a0 Whoopee!\u00a0 I know you all are jealous of my exciting life!\u00a0 Don’t be a hater!\u00a0 This is basically the same thing I do every year.\u00a0 I can’t remember the last time DH saw the ball drop…maybe 10 years ago or so?\u00a0 Don’t get me wrong, I’m not upset, just bored<\/strong>.\u00a0 But it’s 7 degrees out, -5 with the windchill and snowing!\u00a0 I’m not a fan of winter at all, so to go out in this weather, well it’s too cold, and too much work!.\u00a0 I’m only 33 y.o., but the thought of having to get dressed up in something nice, fix my hair, make-up, wear heels, and go be nice to people at this hour, well, I’m tired just thinking about it.\u00a0 I do have my choice of oh so wonderful t.v. show marathons to watch tonight:\u00a0
\n1. The Three Stooges<\/em>-DH likes them and the boys do too, me not so much it must be a “guy thing”
\n2. Elf<\/em>-cute and a favorite, but Christmas is over, H E L L O???
\n3. The Locator<\/em>-no thanks, way too sad, I don’t need to be sitting here crying like an idiot all night
\n4. Dog the Bounty Hunter<\/em>– UGH!\u00a0 way too tacky!\u00a0 There’s just so much I could say here….
\n5. South Park<\/em>-not too bad, but how many times can you see them kill Kenny and still find it funny?
\n6. Survivorman<\/em>-nah…he’s always taking his clothes off, and he’s not on my list of Canadians to see naked
\n7. Even Scarier Movie Moments<\/em>-hmmm, zombies, monsters, vampires, no I’d like to sleep at some point tonight.
\n8. Twilight Zone<\/em>-pretty much the same reason as #7
\nOh well.\u00a0 I guess I’ll be thankful tomorrow for my boring life when I do NOT<\/strong> wake up with a hangover.\u00a0 Happy New Year to you all.\u00a0 And Elle, please stop laughing now….I’m just saying…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

AHHHHH!\u00a0 WTH is that a picture of?\u00a0 Like the glasses?\u00a0 I bet you’re jealous!\u00a0 Yep that’s me.\u00a0 I don’t usually put pictures of myself on here, because I HATE pictures of myself!\u00a0 And Elle will make fun of me.\u00a0 I can just hear Elle laughing…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,23],"tags":[222,505,572,1129,1152,1549,1655,1735,1777,1923],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-6E","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}