{"id":4155,"date":"2011-12-13T09:06:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T13:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=4155"},"modified":"2011-12-13T09:06:43","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T13:06:43","slug":"random-tuesday-thoughts-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2011\/12\/13\/random-tuesday-thoughts-54\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Tuesday Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0<\/strong>\"Stacy\"<\/p>\n

If it’s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you byKeely <\/a>at The Un-Mom but she’s taking a hiatus. Okay, it’s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from Stacy<\/a> .<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

So Lindsey Lohan posed naked for Playboy and everyone is all excited for it?\u00a0 Seriously?\u00a0 I hope they airbrushed her teeth…..have you seen her teeth??\u00a0 With all the computer software available I’m sure she’ll look better than her most current mug shot.<\/p>\n

Over the weekend I found<\/span> out that my brother got engaged.\u00a0 I told my youngest, this is the conversation:
\n“Your uncle got engaged this weekend.”\u00a0 <\/em>“What’s that mean?”\u00a0 <\/span>“It means he asked his girlfriend to marry him.”<\/em>
\n“What did she say?”\u00a0 <\/span>“She said yes.”\u00a0 <\/em>“Are they having a baby?”\u00a0 <\/span>“No, just getting married.”\u00a0 <\/em>“Did he go to Jarod?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Okay I changed my font\u00a0color and now I can’t get it back to black.\u00a0 It says black, but it’s not, obviously.<\/span><\/p>\n

I stink at Words with Friends.\u00a0 Well, I don’t stink, but the people I play against are ridiculous!\u00a0 I think my bff could actually beat the Scrabble Queen.\u00a0 She’s almost undefeated.\u00a0 Don’t get me wrong, I like playing, but right now in the 9 games I have going on, I think I’m losing all of them.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you ever have to get a new Sim card in your phone, download your contacts before you hand over your phone.\u00a0 I had to get a new Sim card last weekend, and when I got my phone back all my contacts were gone!\u00a0 Luckily he had given me back my old card and I was able to retrieve them.\u00a0 He never even told me that was going to happen!<\/span><\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I’m one of Stacy’s 9 games of Words with Friends and yes, I’m beating her.<\/span><\/p>\n

I took Sissy Christmas shopping yesterday. I don’t know about you, but it’s easier for us to\u00a0 let her pick out some clothes on her own. Then we wrap them up and put them under the tree. At least she is getting something she is guaranteed to like and I have a happy girl that morning. I still get her some clothes on my own, but it’s always iffy. I was sitting in the dressing room of Lord & Taylor while she tried some things on and I almost fell asleep. <\/span><\/p>\n

We got home from shopping and I checked the caller ID and saw we missed a call from someone called “Dummy Courses”. Okay, which made me wonder if they are classes for dummies, classes about dummies, or classes taught by dummies? I just might answer that phone call to find out. <\/span><\/p>\n

Some publicist has my name mistakenly listed as Vonnie. Every e-mail they send me has the salutation “Hi Vonnie” which is funny since my email clearly has my name in it and it’s not Vonnie. <\/span><\/p>\n

The Christmas decorations are slowly getting put up around the house. Last night I found out I need another string of white lights. I was sure I had some, but I can’t find them anywhere. The mantel looks sad without them.<\/span><\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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