{"id":4386,"date":"2012-01-31T09:22:40","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T13:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=4386"},"modified":"2012-11-26T17:31:23","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T21:31:23","slug":"rtt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2012\/01\/31\/rtt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Giant Maxi Pad Randomness"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Stacy\"<\/p>\n

If it’s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you by Keely <\/a>at The Un-Mom but she’s taking a hiatus. Okay, it’s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from Stacy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Last week I was all stressed out because of an email I received from our host telling me that we were in violation of their “Terms of Service<\/em>“. After lots of stress, emails back and forth, headaches and frustration it turns out that we were never in violation of any “Terms of Service”! <\/em>No, just some other sites that use them were targeted by spammers and they wanted us to make sure we weren’t. Ugh!! Why couldn’t they have just said that in the first email, not the 4th and after hours of me trying to figure out an issue that was totally unfigureoutable<\/em> because there wasn’t any issue to begin with! Apparently we have used the word viagra a few too many times. Who knew?<\/p>\n

Yesterday I went to the doctor because I’m still having issues from my slip and fall on the ice from January 2nd. I can tell I have a pinched nerve and I’m not sleeping well at all because of it. She poked the hell out of my upper shoulder. Each time, “does this hurt?’ was followed by a “Hell Yes That Hurts!!!!” <\/em>Which was followed by even harder poking and more “Does this hurt?” Seriously! If it hurt a second ago and you’re poking even harder now, what do you think???? She finally diagnosed me with a strained rhombus<\/em> muscle related to my fall. She said heat, massage and a chiropractor would be the best treatment.<\/p>\n

At the store I picked up a package of a heat wraps. The directions said to not adhere it directly to your skin. I put it on the outside of my shirt and now it looks like I have a giant maxi pad accidentally stuck to the back of my shirt.<\/p>\n

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I think there might be a market for stickers that say “I know this looks like a giant maxi pad but it’s really a heating pad disguised as a giant maxi pad<\/em>. Until they invent those stickers, I’ll be wearing more than one shirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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