{"id":4403,"date":"2012-02-01T08:37:22","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T12:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=4403"},"modified":"2012-02-01T08:37:22","modified_gmt":"2012-02-01T12:37:22","slug":"what-the-hell-wednesday-66","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2012\/02\/01\/what-the-hell-wednesday-66\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Hell Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Being a wife and mother is great but it’s also a big giant magnet for blame when something goes missing.<\/p>\n

“The last time I saw it you had it.” <\/em><\/p>\n

“I remember giving it to you and I haven’t seen it since.”<\/em><\/p>\n

For example, at 6:20 yesterday morning my husband started with “I guess my good black pants must be in some pile of dirty clothes in the laundry room?”<\/p>\n

At 6:20 I’m not even awake, but whatev. “If they are dirty they’re in the hamper right there.”<\/p>\n

“I threw them in the dirty clothes when I got back from Florida.”<\/p>\n

“I already washed the Florida stuff. You must have them somewhere”<\/p>\n

“No, I remember putting them in the dirty clothes and I haven’t seen them since then.” <\/em><\/p>\n

And there it is the “I haven’t seen them since blah blah blah”<\/em><\/p>\n

“Well I haven’t seen them or washed them”<\/p>\n

To make a long story short he found them last night on the floor of the closet. “I guess they fell off the hook.”<\/p>\n

Aaargh!<\/p>\n

Then Sissy comes in and says “Have you seen my black vest with the ruffles? Last time I saw it, I put it in the dirty clothes”<\/em><\/p>\n

Aaargh! Seriously, What the hell??!!<\/p>\n