“You need a passport” were the first words my mother said to me in a recent phone call.<\/p>\n
“I know”<\/p>\n
“Your husband is having entirely too much fun gallivanting around Europe on his business trip.”<\/p>\n
Thanks to the magic of Facebook we are able to follow my husband’s exploits as he “gallivants” around Europe, actually Germany and a side trip to France just because. We have seen photos of the meals he’s eaten, the places he’s visited and the Mercedes S Class<\/em> car he is driving. I hope he remembers he drives a Vibe in real life.<\/p>\n Coming home could be a let down. There is a speed limit on 490 and I won’t be wearing an outfit that looks like I stepped off of a bottle of St. Pauli Girl when I He’ll be coming home to frustrating nights of homework, driving kids back and forth, hurried dinners, barking dogs and cat hair, lots of cat hair and a family that missed him a lot!<\/em><\/p>\n I soooo need to get my passport!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “You need a passport” were the first words my mother said to me in a recent phone call. “I know” “Your husband is having entirely too much fun gallivanting around Europe on his business trip.” Thanks to the magic of Facebook we are able to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[3,13],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-1b8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}serve him dinner<\/del> pick up a pizza and his beer won’t be in a stein the size of a Big Gulp from 7-11.<\/p>\n