{"id":507,"date":"2009-01-29T14:43:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T18:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=507"},"modified":"2009-01-29T14:43:33","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T18:43:33","slug":"why-i-need-mrs-bear-to-award-me-a-zombie-hunting-permit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/01\/29\/why-i-need-mrs-bear-to-award-me-a-zombie-hunting-permit\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Need Mrs. Bear To Award Me A Zombie Hunting Permit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is so totally why I need <a href=\"http:\/\/outnumberedtwotoone.today.com\/\">Mrs Bear<\/a> to award that <strong><em>Zombie Hunting Permit<\/em><\/strong> to me<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/IoXgRtDysLY&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18&amp;autoplay=0&amp;rel=0&amp;fs=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=0&amp;loop=0\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>And this<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/2009\/01\/28\/funny-pictures-retrns-from-de-ded\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mine_3087234\" title=\"funny-pictures-zombie-cat-returns-from-the-dead\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com\/files\/2009\/01\/funny-pictures-zombie-cat-returns-from-the-dead.jpg?w=1200\" alt=\"funny pictures of cats with captions\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nmore <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\">animals<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is so totally why I need Mrs Bear to award that Zombie Hunting Permit to me \u00a0 And this more animals<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[1920,1922,1923],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-8b","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}