{"id":519,"date":"2009-01-31T16:36:43","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T20:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=519"},"modified":"2009-01-31T16:36:43","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T20:36:43","slug":"we-won-and-im-more-popular-than-elle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/01\/31\/we-won-and-im-more-popular-than-elle\/","title":{"rendered":"We Won, and I'm More Popular than Elle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, it’s been a big week in my life.\u00a0 If you haven’t heard, Mrs. Bear<\/strong> awarded Elle and I her Zombie Hunting<\/strong> Permit<\/strong>!\u00a0 I am super excited for it!\u00a0 So, a big shout out to Mrs. Bear<\/strong>, and if you haven’t read her blog, please visit http:\/\/outnumberedtwotoone.today.com<\/a>, she is very funny, witty and will make you laugh out loud.\u00a0 Thank you very much to Mrs. Bear<\/strong>, now Elle and I promise to get along so that we may fulfill our destiny to become Zombie Hunters!<\/p>\n

Now, I also want to give a big shout-out to Stacy<\/strong> from http:\/\/stacysrandomthoughts.blogspot.com<\/a>!\u00a0 She wrote a post about how much she likes me<\/strong>!\u00a0 Yes ME<\/strong>!\u00a0 Not Elle<\/em>, ME!\u00a0 Boo-yah<\/strong>!\u00a0 And as a younger sister I have to annoy the hell out of my older sister and rub her nose in it.\u00a0 If you haven’t visited Stacy’s<\/strong> blog, you’re missing out on funny, sarcastic posts about life that always make me laugh, I suggest you take a look.\u00a0 Thank you for all the compliments you gave me, I know it killed Elle to have to read it!\u00a0 So, THANK<\/strong> YOU<\/strong> very much for that!\u00a0 Elle did help me out and put the badge on our site.\u00a0 That’s the thing, she’s the smarter one at computers, and pretty much everything!\u00a0 (just don’t tell her that!)\u00a0 Although, she already knows that!\u00a0 See, that’s the thing, she knows everything.\u00a0 But since I promised Mrs. Bear<\/strong> that we would get along, I’ll leave it at that.\u00a0 Plus my mom gave her a picture of me in my marching band uniform!\u00a0 Can you believe she would do that to me?\u00a0 Give that sort of picture to the enemy!\u00a0 That’s okay though, Elle doesn’t know it, but mom told me she has the one picture that Elle HATES<\/strong>….so….. if she uses my dorky<\/span> picture, well, I’ll be using hers.\u00a0 That’s what sister’s are for right?\u00a0 Blackmail<\/strong>!\u00a0 It may sound like we argue with each other all the time, but we don’t, this is how we are to each other.\u00a0 Sarcastic all the way!\u00a0 There is no one else that can pick on me and say the stuff to me that she says, and still be standing upright!\u00a0 That’s about as nice as I will get, if I say too much it’ll just go to her head.\u00a0<\/p>\n

So thanks to all of our loyal readers that find humor in two sisters who started this site with no idea of how or what to do.\u00a0 All we had was our funny name.\u00a0 Now we are starting to catch on thanks to all of you!\u00a0 And thanks to all the weird-o things that people google, and end up at our site!\u00a0 I told Elle that I’m going to get a Blue Monkey Butt <\/strong>tattoo, and she had agreed that it would be cool if we had matching ones, but now, she seems to forget that she said that.\u00a0 Did I mention she’s 10 years<\/span> older?\u00a0 That must explain the lack of memory.\u00a0 Anyways thanks again, and we’ll try to keep you all laughing with our weird, sarcastic, sometimes twisted (mostly me<\/em>) sense of humor as we go about our lives!
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Please note-this is not<\/strong>a picture of Elle and I, we’re not that old!\u00a0 And if there was a picture of us in the snow, we’d be huckin’ snowballs at eachother trying to hit the other one in the face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, it’s been a big week in my life.\u00a0 If you haven’t heard, Mrs. Bear awarded Elle and I her Zombie Hunting Permit!\u00a0 I am super excited for it!\u00a0 So, a big shout out to Mrs. Bear, and if you haven’t read her blog, please…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[192,197,683,1317,1424,1488,1706,1923],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-8n","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}