{"id":533,"date":"2009-02-02T23:32:20","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T03:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=533"},"modified":"2009-02-02T23:32:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T03:32:20","slug":"mental-defective-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/02\/02\/mental-defective-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"

From now on we are declaring Mondays Mental Defective Monday<\/strong><\/em> here at BMB. This is where you’ll find our most recent weird, strange, scary, sometimes disgusting and downright nasty keyword searches. With a blog called Blue Monkey Butt you get a lot, and I mean a lot, of crazy searches.<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 Children Monkey Homework<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Was this an assignment about the monkey twins? Mary Kate and Ashley? When they were little they so looked like monkey’s, c’mon, admit, you thought\u00a0so too.<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 Crezy Mankey Butt Pictures<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

OMG! Like I’ve been looking for crezy mankey butt pictures like forever!<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 Fascination With Butts\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Yea, what is up with the fascination?\u00a0 Although without it we’d have a lot less crazy searches!\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 Monkey’s Butt Picture<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

What did he lose it?\u00a0 Did you want a picture of some or just the Monkey’s picture?<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0 Hot Butt.Com<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Why thank you!<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0 Eat Moon Sand<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

No, I don’t want to, and you can’t make me!<\/p>\n

\u00a07.\u00a0 Dog Eat Candle<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dog need vet.\u00a0 Dog be sick!\u00a0 Bad Dog!\u00a0 Damn Dog!<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0 Words That Start With The Letter Now<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

How many words actually start with the Letter Now?<\/em><\/p>\n

9.\u00a0 I Love My Butt.Com<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cocky aren’t you?<\/p>\n

10.\u00a0 Freeks of Porn Butts<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Why yes you are!<\/p>\n

11. See My Butt.Com<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Really?\u00a0 We don’t want to!<\/p>\n

12. Monkey Butt Soap<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A new kind<\/em> of clean!<\/p>\n

13. Crazy Redneck Girls Gone Wild<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hey who you calling crazy<\/strong>????\u00a0 Don’t you mean crezy?<\/p>\n

and…..drum roll please….<\/p>\n

14. Show Me How To Use My Chubby G<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m sorry, but if you NEED<\/strong> to google this…..you have a much bigger problem!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Until Next Monday – Elle & Stacy<\/p>\n

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