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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sunday is the start of my “weekend” which means I wake up with a long to do list. Sissy had a friend sleep over the night before so I said to her “There are pancakes from last night in the fridge and some fruit. It’s up to you to get it.” The next thing I know my husband is asking me if the girls had eaten breakfast yet.<\/p>\n

Me:\u00a0 No, I told Sissy she needed to fix it.<\/p>\n

Him: She’ll never do it. You<\/em> need to do it for her.<\/p>\n

Me: No, she’s 14. I think she can manage to heat some pancakes that are already made. <\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Him:\u00a0 I like to do things for my kids. I guess we are different that way.<\/em><\/p>\n

What the Hell??!!<\/strong> Holy crap Batman! Oh no he didn’t!!\u00a0Seriously? When aren’t I doing things for my kids? Grrrrr.<\/p>\n

Sissy did manage to come into the kitchen and heat up the pancakes. Despite my bad parenting the whole traumatizing event of heating up pancakes that\u00a0were already made <\/em>hasn’t seemed to have scarred her.<\/p>\n

My husband is still going strong with his Vitamix wolverine smoothies<\/a>. Every day he packs his lunchbox full of wolverine smoothies, wolverine soups and wolverine coffee. I know, wolverine coffee? Who needs caffeine? So ya, it’s great, it’s all healthy and crap like that, but he brings home his containers and leaves them in the sink. He doesn’t rinse them!! Do you have any idea how\u00a0horrible warm wolverine smoothies smell? What the Hell??!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

On Sunday I was cleaning up the dishes and I was faced with a sinkful of stinky wolverine smoothie containers. Yes, I had a sinkful of dishes\/wolverine smoothie containers. Don’t judge. I turned to my husband and said<\/p>\n

Me: I’m so glad <\/em>your wolverine smoothies are so healthy and crap like that, but could you please rinse out the containers when you come home. Or at least open them so I don’t get a blast of wolverine smoothie stink when I clean them.<\/p>\n

Him: I always <\/em> rinse them.<\/p>\n

Me: Seriously? (as I point to the sink full of wolverine smoothie containers)<\/p>\n

Him: I usually do<\/p>\n

Me: sigh<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tonight on the news it talked about a small earthquake that happened, tornado watches and severe wind and thunderstorms. What the Hell? I live in New England. We never used to have earthquakes or tornadoes when I was little. Okay so saying that makes me feel old like when a grandparent tells you how they walked 10 miles to school over a mountain barefoot, but still. WTH Mother Nature??<\/strong><\/p>\n

Someone at work introduced me to that honey boo boo and her crazy train wreck of a Mother. What the freaking Hell??<\/strong> Actually there are a million wth’s with this, who watches this, what is up with that mother, does child protective services watch this, and why give a child and her crazy mom a tv show??<\/p>\n

My cable just went up $35 per month. What the Hell Comcast??<\/strong> Apparently my bundle package is up but seriously $35 for the same thing? The same crappy channels, no extra services, and crappy customer service. I think it’s time to switch cable companies<\/p>\n