{"id":567,"date":"2009-02-08T18:01:14","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T22:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=567"},"modified":"2009-02-08T18:01:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T22:01:14","slug":"cash-for-gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/02\/08\/cash-for-gold\/","title":{"rendered":"Cash for Gold"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have a problem with the “Cash for Gold”<\/strong> infomercial.\u00a0 First off, is anyone that stupid that they would mail off their gold jewelry to some company they saw on t.v.?\u00a0 Sure we’ll send you money, just send us your gold first.\u00a0 Isn’t that the same as the Nigerian prince that wants me to cash his check and send him back all the money except for $200.00?\u00a0 Sorry, not dumb enough for that one either.\u00a0 And the people they have on that commercial, well, can you say LOSER<\/strong>?\u00a0 Second, who has a “drawer full of gold”?<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 I mean c’mon either you are a pirate<\/strong> (“ahy, that’s me booty matey”<\/em>\u00a0or\u00a0“my\u00a0secret buried treasure”),<\/em> or you are a criminal with a drawer full of stolen jewelry!\u00a0 No real\u00a0person has a drawer\u00a0FULL<\/strong> of gold!\u00a0 I’ve never\u00a0met anyone that has!\u00a0 I’m sorry, but if you need money badly I think\u00a0you could probably find a jewelry store or pawn shop that is more reputable than some guy on t.v.<\/p>\n

Speaking of making money, with the\u00a0economy so bad, they had a report about the number of men\u00a0trying to donate semen.\u00a0 “Cash for Sperm”<\/strong> anyone?\u00a0 Could you imagine that commercial?\u00a0 “Do you have a gallon of<\/strong><\/em> sperm you’re not using?<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0 How would you like to turn that sperm into cold, hard cash?”\u00a0 Now you can!\u00a0 I could go on and on.\u00a0 Sorry Mom and Dad if you are reading this, but you have to admit it is kinda funny!<\/em><\/p>\n

Also, since I’ve already gone downhill with the last one, let’s just keep going.\u00a0 There was also a news report about how the brothel’s in Las Vegas have had to lower their prices because of the economy.\u00a0 Wow, prices are being cut everywhere!\u00a0 Maybe they take coupons now too!\u00a0 Some girls will even negotiate a price depending on how much money you have.\u00a0 “Well, okay, you have $50.00 in cash, a used Walmart gift card with $8.57 left on it, a coupon for a free french fry when you buy a Big Mac, and a coupon for a $1.00 off of a bag of pampers….that’ll work”<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0 I guess the economy has affected everyone, including the gross, perverted men that go to brothels!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have a problem with the “Cash for Gold” infomercial.\u00a0 First off, is anyone that stupid that they would mail off their gold jewelry to some company they saw on t.v.?\u00a0 Sure we’ll send you money, just send us your gold first.\u00a0 Isn’t that the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[219,283,956,1286,1762],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-99","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}