{"id":5700,"date":"2012-11-03T23:57:33","date_gmt":"2012-11-04T03:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=5700"},"modified":"2013-01-27T14:33:35","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T18:33:35","slug":"fail-on-day-3-i-think-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2012\/11\/03\/fail-on-day-3-i-think-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Fail on Day 3? I Think Not!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, it&#8217;s Day 3 of NaBloPoMo, it&#8217;s 11:48pm and I have 12 minutes to start and finish a post for Day 3. Failing on Day 3 isn&#8217;t an option. Well, it is, but it would be totally lame. I manage to do enough lame things without failing on this already.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow my husband is going away on another business trip to Germany. Ya, rough. I&#8217;m home working, taking care of the kids, helping with homework, taking out the trash and pretty much everything. He&#8217;ll be in Germany <del>drinking beer\u00a0<\/del>\u00a0 working hard. Tough gig.<\/p>\n<p>Sissy came home from an overnight school trip tonight. My husband leaves tomorrow for his trip and our Disney Daughter is going away for Thanksgiving. I&#8217;m thinking I need a weekend away again. I&#8217;m feeling a little left out. I&#8217;d even settle for a local hotel where I could sleep in, read, blog, sleep, sleep, and sleep. I don&#8217;t need to go to a tropical locale to enjoy myself. As long as it involves sleep I&#8217;m good. I&#8217;ve been tired since 1984.<\/p>\n<p>What about you? How long have you been tired?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, it&#8217;s Day 3 of NaBloPoMo, it&#8217;s 11:48pm and I have 12 minutes to start and finish a post for Day 3. Failing on Day 3 isn&#8217;t an option. Well, it is, but it would be totally lame. I manage to do enough lame things&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[3,1988],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-1tW","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5700"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5703,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5700\/revisions\/5703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}