{"id":5744,"date":"2012-11-07T00:31:24","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T04:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=5744"},"modified":"2012-11-07T00:31:24","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T04:31:24","slug":"theres-still-time-to-be-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2012\/11\/07\/theres-still-time-to-be-random\/","title":{"rendered":"There’s Still Time to be Random"},"content":{"rendered":"

Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>I started this last night while I was waiting for my daughter to come out of the store. I reread it tonight and it sounded lame and boring. I may actually be lame and boring but I don’t want to sound that way.<\/p>\n

I was so busy all day I didn’t get back to post anything until after 11pm. Imagine my surprise when I saw Stacy had posted her random thoughts. Shocked wouldn’t be an overstatement. Good thing I didn’t write all that bad stuff about her that I had planned.<\/p>\n

Apparently my children are better at accepting the time change that comes along with daylight savings.They go to bed on time and get up on time, no problem.\u00a0My sleep has been all messed up. Every morning I’ve been waking up at 4am. I know it’s because my husband’s alarm clock usually goes off at 5am every weekday. He’s away, so there isn’t an alarm clock going off but my internal alarm clock still wakes me up at 5am, except now it’s 4am. Ugh! Stupid daylight savings time and internal alarm clock!<\/p>\n

Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>I’ve come to realize that most people cannot smell their own perfume\/cologne.\u00a0 Or they don’t shower so they just douse themselves with half a gallon of ed du stink.\u00a0 If I can walk by and taste your perfume\/cologne, you’re wearing too much.\u00a0 Just sayin’<\/p>\n

Over the weekend I got a part time job at a local retail store for the holiday season.\u00a0 Instead of my boys being upset that I would be working all week, and then working at another job on the weekend, they were psyched.\u00a0 All they could say was, “Oh Mom that’s awesome, now you can get us a bunch of stuff for Christmas with a discount.\u00a0 That means you can buy more right?”\u00a0<\/em> They even went into the store and acted like they were registering for Christmas.\u00a0 I’m surprised stores don’t do that yet.\u00a0 Could you imagine?\u00a0 Kids would love that.\u00a0 Forget the good old Christmas list, just give them a price gun scanner thingy and let them scan the toys they want.\u00a0 Hey maybe I should patent that idea……<\/p>\n

Sitting here writing this, I glance over at\u00a0Thing 2’s\u00a0bicycle in the living room, and think it’s probably about time to put the damn thing in the basement.\u00a0 I have to figure out where I can fit a Christmas tree next month, I’m thinking the bicycle doesn’t need to be in there too.<\/p>\n

The Internet is a scary place.\u00a0 I don’t really know what MyLife.com is, although I’ve seen commercials on t.v. about it.\u00a0 But MyLife.com and Spokeo.com always comes up when you Google your name.\u00a0 And the stuff it knows is just ridiculous.\u00a0 It may not still be currently up to date, but it certainly shows way more things than you would want some stranger knowing.<\/p>\n

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow!<\/p>\n

\"Stacy\"<\/p>\n

If it’s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you by Keely <\/a>at The Un-Mom but she’s taking a hiatus. Okay, it’s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from Stacy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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