{"id":6277,"date":"2013-02-06T15:09:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=6277"},"modified":"2013-02-06T15:09:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:09:00","slug":"wth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/02\/06\/wth\/","title":{"rendered":"WTH?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I mentioned that I was excited that Tuesday is Pizza night, meaning I don&#8217;t have to cook dinner.\u00a0\u00a0I picked up the pizza on my way home from work and brought it in like a conquering hero. Only one of the children ate it and then my husband asked &#8220;What&#8217;s for dinner or is that pizza for us too?&#8221; <strong>WTH??<\/strong> Yes! It&#8217;s pizza for everyone whether you like it or not!<\/p>\n<p>This morning we were watching the news and this video came on.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rYQrI7X4mPk?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Total <strong>WTH<\/strong> moment! Just in case I got any grand ideas of an exotic Hawaiian vacation involving a canoe ride, my husband set me straight.<\/p>\n<p>Him: That would totally scare the s*%t out of me! If we ever go to Hawaii there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m taking a tiny little canoe out on the ocean. Just so you know.<\/p>\n<p>Me: I&#8217;ll cancel our non-existent reservations right now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thing 2 wants a dog, a big dog, but of course he wants it to be a puppy first.\u00a0 I went online to look at puppies, and they are outrageously expensive around here.\u00a0 I found one breeder semi-close by that wasn\u2019t too bad, and her ad seemed legit.\u00a0 I emailed her about them.\u00a0 This morning I received an email back from her.\u00a0 There were a few mis-spellings, which is a head\u2019s up in my book.\u00a0 Also she said she did work for some charitable organization, which I did Google and see that it at least has a website about.\u00a0 But seriously, What the Hell?\u00a0 It shouldn\u2019t be this hard to adopt a puppy or a dog.\u00a0 There are a lot of scams out there to weed through, and the websites for rescue leagues charge about 3 times as much as a shelter!\u00a0 What the Hell??<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Our internet still does not work.\u00a0 What the Hell??\u00a0 I hate Fairpoint, their customer service is a joke.\u00a0 We can\u2019t use the internet on any of the computers or video games.\u00a0 But, the kids can get onto the neighbors wi-fi signal which is not password protected.\u00a0 Now how bad is that\u2026\u2026.they can hop onto someone else\u2019s signal because the one IN the house is not strong enough!\u00a0 It\u2019s worse than dial-up!\u00a0 I think we\u2019ll be changing internet providers real soon.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elle Yesterday I mentioned that I was excited that Tuesday is Pizza night, meaning I don&#8217;t have to cook dinner.\u00a0\u00a0I picked up the pizza on my way home from work and brought it in like a conquering hero. 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