{"id":6343,"date":"2013-02-12T09:32:36","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T13:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=6343"},"modified":"2015-02-16T10:14:19","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T14:14:19","slug":"whos-your-founding-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/02\/12\/whos-your-founding-father\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Your Founding Father?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I saw this Honda commercial&nbsp;yesterday morning and it made me laugh and that&#8217;s saying something considering it was just after 6:30 am on a Monday morning.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oHXWE3VCfvg?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>At least this way my mom will get to see and actually <em>hear <\/em>the commercial. I&#8217;ll ask her if she&#8217;s seen a certain funny commercial and she always says &#8220;No, you know your father.&#8221; That&#8217;s right, I do. At home my father&nbsp;is king of&nbsp;the remote and&nbsp;mutes all of the commercials.<\/p>\n<p>Another week without a new Big Foot story. Really? Nothing new in the land of Big Foot? I find them so entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>I saw this on Facebook this morning and had to share.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/02\/12\/whos-your-founding-father\/tofunny\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6350\"><img data-attachment-id=\"6350\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/02\/12\/whos-your-founding-father\/tofunny\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tofunny.jpg?fit=554%2C387&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"554,387\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tofunny\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tofunny.jpg?fit=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tofunny.jpg?fit=554%2C387&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6350\" title=\"tofunny\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tofunny.jpg?resize=554%2C387\" alt=\"\" width=\"554\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tofunny.jpg?w=554&amp;ssl=1 554w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/tofunny.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was attempting to work on our taxes last night and I kept falling asleep, and usually taxes are so riveting. Now I need to go over them again to make sure I didn&#8217;t add any extra zeros to our income. That would be bad. Don&#8217;t need another audit. Yup, that&#8217;s right, we were audited about 10 years ago. Basically, we needed to prove our children were our children and we were entitled to the deductions. I think they just didn&#8217;t believe that we had children so far apart in age. I made sure to tell them that there would be another little deduction the following year and to make a note of it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My internet is still not working, which is just beyond aggravating.&nbsp; Especially when 2 boys are complaining every second that they can\u2019t connect to it.&nbsp; I finally called the other company that has internet, and we\u2019re suppose to get \u201creal\u201d internet on Saturday.&nbsp; Funny how we get used to technology and when it doesn\u2019t work, it\u2019s like the end of the world!<\/p>\n<p>I had a meeting at school for Thing 2.&nbsp; Before I left for the meeting he said, <em>\u201cMom, don\u2019t listen to what they say about me, Teachers like to make up stories.\u201d<\/em>&nbsp; Riiiiight, good try kid.&nbsp; I probably would have said the same thing when I was 12, oh wait, no I wouldn\u2019t because I was a perfect angel\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of the kid.&nbsp; Last night I was up until 11 pm doing Social Studies homework!&nbsp; The whole time I\u2019m thinking, <strong>#1<\/strong>. I <em>so<\/em> couldn\u2019t be on, <em>\u201cAre you Smarter than a 5<sup>th<\/sup> Grader<\/em> (especially since I was doing 7<sup>th<\/sup> grade homework), <strong>#2<\/strong>.&nbsp; Why am I the one reading this damn social studies book at 11pm?&nbsp; And <strong>#3<\/strong>. I hope I get an A on his project.&nbsp; Okay, so #3 won\u2019t happen because he finished it this morning and rushed through it.&nbsp; I\u2019ll be lucky to get a C now!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bwahahahaha! Stacy a perfect angel? Riiiiight, as if. She had to know I&#8217;d call her out over that comment.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget to join us for What the Hell Wednesday!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/stacysrandomthoughts.com\/Files\/randomtuesday.jpg?resize=225%2C187\" alt=\"Stacy\" width=\"225\" height=\"187\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts.&nbsp;Stop by, say hi and see what&nbsp; the Queen of Randomness, <a href=\"http:\/\/stacysrandomthoughts.com\/\">Stacy<\/a>, is up to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elle I saw this Honda commercial&nbsp;yesterday morning and it made me laugh and that&#8217;s saying something considering it was just after 6:30 am on a Monday morning. At least this way my mom will get to see and actually hear the commercial. 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