{"id":635,"date":"2009-02-20T10:25:55","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T14:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=635"},"modified":"2009-02-20T10:25:55","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T14:25:55","slug":"aloha-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/02\/20\/aloha-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Aloha Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to this week\u2019s edition of Aloha Friday.<\/p>\n

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Yesterday, we noticed that the State Department was back checking out our site. Now we’d like to think it’s because we’re so freakin’ funny that they are laughing themselves silly over there, but it’s been a while since they’ve been on. In fact, the last time was when Stacy posted The Sharks Are Circling<\/a>, which was back in October. Yesterday she posted all about her horrible sharp sticks ordeal and once again the sharks were mentioned. And lo and behold the State Department came back. Mere coincidence, we think not.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Are they looking for some joke writers to liven up those boring political speeches?<\/p>\n

Maybe they need 2 undercover housewives with bad menstrual issues for some top secret spy mission. You\u00a0may all\u00a0be surprised to find out that years ago we did work for the government and were cleared by the FBI. (Note to State Department, if it involves really bad guys and danger and stuff, we’re super big baby chickens)<\/p>\n

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Which brings us to this weeks Aloha Friday question\u2026.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Why do you think the State Department is interested in Blue Monkey Butt?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Would this weird you out as much as it’s weirding us out?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

For more Aloha Friday head on over to An Island Life<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welcome to this week\u2019s edition of Aloha Friday. \u00a0 Yesterday, we noticed that the State Department was back checking out our site. Now we’d like to think it’s because we’re so freakin’ funny that they are laughing themselves silly over there, but it’s been a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[2165,1467,1588],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-af","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}