{"id":640,"date":"2009-02-23T09:57:44","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T13:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=640"},"modified":"2009-02-23T09:57:44","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T13:57:44","slug":"mental-defective-monday-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/02\/23\/mental-defective-monday-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday 4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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TGIM!\u00a0 Thank god it’s Monday<\/strong>!\u00a0 Okay, so no really bad perverts this week, but still the fascination with monkey’s and butts!\u00a0 WUWT?\u00a0 So thanks crazy <\/span>people for googling, keep up the good work!<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> Butt Sleeping<\/strong> – Is this code for something?\u00a0 Or is your butt sleeping when you are awake?\u00a0 Does it snore?<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Do Blue Butted Monkeys Poop Blue? – <\/strong>Sure they do….and zebras poop black and white and cardinals poop red.<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> A Woman is Hit by a Monkey<\/strong> – Did he b—slap her or was he driving a car?<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0Shuttlecock Funny Word<\/strong>– Yes it is a funny word, yes it sounds dirty, and\u00a0yes it makes me laugh everytime I say it.\u00a0 Shuttlecock, Shuttlecock, Shuttlecock <\/em>!<\/p>\n

5. Squirrel Tails Hurt You<\/strong> – Maybe they could if you ate one, but we’re not going to try it.<\/p>\n

6. Monkey Accident<\/strong> – Was he not wearing his diaper?\u00a0 Or was he the one driving the car that hit that woman in #3<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

7. Monkey is Hit by A Car<\/strong> – See #3<\/strong> and #6<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Dog Ate One Blueberry<\/strong> – Just one?\u00a0 Are you sure?\u00a0 Because if it was two then you need to get different advice.<\/p>\n

9. Dog Ate Large Candle<\/strong>– Now this is an extremely hungry and dumb dog to eat a large candle, I mean how tasty can wax be?\u00a0 Have you tried those gross wax tubes they used to sell that had the nasty liquid in them?\u00a0 I couldn’t eat one of those never mind a LARGE candle!<\/p>\n

10. Monkey Butt Nascar<\/strong> – Must be a redneck monkey who likes beer, flannel, and lives in a double-wide.<\/p>\n

11. Looking Up At The Monkey Butt<\/strong> – Don’t try this at home, because do you really want to be underneath a monkey butt. You do know what comes out of it right?<\/p>\n

12. Blue Faced Monkey<\/strong> – Was he holding his breath?\u00a0 “I’m gonna hold my breath Earl until you share that banana with me”\u00a0 “I don’t care Gary, you can hold your breath until you are blue in the face!”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

TGIM!\u00a0 Thank god it’s Monday!\u00a0 Okay, so no really bad perverts this week, but still the fascination with monkey’s and butts!\u00a0 WUWT?\u00a0 So thanks crazy people for googling, keep up the good work! 1. Butt Sleeping – Is this code for something?\u00a0 Or is your…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[1051,1135,1476],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-ak","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}