Stacy<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\nI don’t understand why it takes dogs 10 minutes or so to find the right place to poop.\u00a0 I mean is there a certain smell that’s required for them to do their business?\u00a0 I know my beagle will sniff, and sniff until finally the right smelling area\u00a0of grass is acceptable to poop all over!<\/p>\n
I am not a fan of snuggies<\/strong>.\u00a0 They remind me of the Pagan people in Dragnet the movie with Tom Hanks.\u00a0 I don’t understand them.\u00a0 You can’t just use a blanket, or a bathrobe, you need to wear a blanket.\u00a0 Did you just escape from the mental institution or something?<\/p>\nI know that people love the drug Ambien<\/strong>, but the side effects really freak me out.\u00a0 I know if I can’t sleep I may read or knit at night to get tired.\u00a0 But on Ambien <\/strong>you can be asleep, and actually drive a car, eat, cook, I don’t know….. juggle sharp knives!\u00a0 All while you are sleeping, and most likely you will not remember any of it.\u00a0 I’m thinking that driving while you are asleep is a lot worse than just not sleeping.\u00a0 People are pretty bad drivers as it is,\u00a0never mind\u00a0while sleeping!<\/p>\nStupid people annoy me, not any surprise there, but what do they mean when you’ve gotten your haircut, and they say, “did you get your haircut?”,<\/em> gee, what do you think?\u00a0 I had long hair and now it’s short, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out, did you really need to ask me if I did?\u00a0 And then they don’t say anything else, like, “oh it looks nice”,<\/em> just “did you get your haircut?”<\/em><\/p>\nI recently went shopping at JC Penney for their winter clearance.\u00a0 Most of the clothes that were there were maternity looking shirts!\u00a0 I’m sorry, but when I was pregnant that was the style, and now that I’m not pregnant, I do NOT<\/strong> want to wear clothes that make me feel pregnant!\u00a0 How is that flattering?<\/p>\nWhen I have to go to work I always complain that I have so much I want to do at home.\u00a0 And if I was able to stay home more, then I would get more done at home.\u00a0 But then when I am home, I don’t do nearly as much as I planned to do!<\/p>\n
Elle<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\nI had to go get a cat scan this morning and the directions they always give you are “Nothing to eat or drink by mouth 2 hours prior”. Okay, why do they have to add the “by mouth”? Is there another option I’m not aware of?<\/p>\n
This random thing is harder than I thought. I figured random things would just come spewing out and I wouldn’t be able to type fast enough to get all my great randomness. I gotta say, that’s not really happening so much.<\/p>\n
Now that my kids are getting older they aren’t really watching Nick Jr. anymore. I don’t really miss Steve or Joe, Max & Ruby, Dora and Diego, but Sportacus from Lazy-Town, that’s a different story. C’mon, admit it, you’ve thought he’s pretty hot too. Or am I the only one?\u00a0<\/p>\n
When we first started this blog, we didn’t tell a lot of our real life friends or family because we didn’t want to show them how\u00a0cool<\/span> stupid\u00a0we really are. But the funny thing is, as it’s gotten out, a lot of those people don’t even look at the blog. Here we were, keeping it a secret and we didn’t even need to. Our best commenters and supporters are super people we’ve met through blogging. It’s weird. We\u00a0talk to\u00a0people and they say “How are things going?” and I’m all like “If you read the freakin’ blog, you’d know.” Does this happen to anyone else?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u00a0 Keely\u00a0at The Un-Mom started Random Tuesday Thoughts and we thought we would\u00a0join in the fun. Stop by her blog and check out her randomness. Stacy I don’t understand why it takes dogs 10 minutes or so to find the right place to poop.\u00a0 I…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[91,196,208,291,529,964,1036,2183,1538,1569],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-aq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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