{"id":658,"date":"2009-02-26T12:19:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T16:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=658"},"modified":"2009-02-26T12:19:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T16:19:52","slug":"the-tacky-crap-catalog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/02\/26\/the-tacky-crap-catalog\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tacky Crap Catalog"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday in \"\"<\/a>the mail my husband received what I like to call, “The Tacky Crap Catalog<\/strong>“.\u00a0 After glancing through it he gave it to me.\u00a0\u00a0Well of course I felt the need to share with all of you some of the tacky crap that you can order.\u00a0 I’m not sure who orders this stuff, apparently people do, or else they wouldn’t be in business since 1958<\/strong>!\u00a0 I guess it’s true that people will buy anything <\/em>!!\u00a0 Here’s what I found……\u00a0 First off, my favorite, as you may know…The Snuggie<\/strong>!\u00a0 Doesn’t she look so wonderful and warm in her Snuggie<\/strong>?\u00a0 And look you and your husband can look alike!\u00a0 Don’t the two crazy<\/span> people look cute together??<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>And who doesn’t need a bank that “Breaks Wind With Every Coin?”<\/strong>\u00a0 That is a great Anniversary, Birthday, or any occasion gift.\u00a0 It just expels<\/em> I Love You!!!<\/p>\n

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Okay, what kind of dork is this guy?\u00a0 Here honey where this hair umbrella while I cut your hair.\u00a0 And he looks so happy, doesn’t he?<\/p>\n

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Okay, my husband thought this device was to wipe the toilet….it’s actually<\/em> to wipe your a–!\u00a0 Yes, an extender so you can reach around easier, and is equipped with a quick release button<\/strong>!\u00a0 Isn’t this a handy dandy tool?<\/p>\n

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Let me ask you, what the hell is this guy thinking?\u00a0 Beside’s the fact that he looks like a robot.\u00a0 I don’t think wearing that shirt is going to get you any dates!\u00a0 L O S E R<\/strong>!!!\u00a0 \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Now we have a home electrolysis kit.\u00a0 Don’t you need to go to school and get a license<\/strong> to electrocute hair off of people?\u00a0 Is it a really good idea to let people play with electricity?\u00a0 I’m thinking…NO!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And finally we have a ring that will help you lose weight!\u00a0 That’s all you need, a ring!\u00a0 Ancient Japanese Secret!\u00a0 Just be careful where you put it.\u00a0 Each finger makes you lose weight in different areas.<\/p>\n

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So, if you forgot and let’s say kept wearing it on one finger, would your hips get really small, and the rest of you stay big??\u00a0 That would look really funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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