{"id":6755,"date":"2013-03-27T08:42:11","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T12:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=6755"},"modified":"2013-03-27T08:42:11","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T12:42:11","slug":"chronic-headache-bad-puppy-word-problems-wth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/03\/27\/chronic-headache-bad-puppy-word-problems-wth\/","title":{"rendered":"Chronic Headache, Bad Puppy &#038; Word Problems, WTH?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A couple times a week J-Man has &#8220;Challenge Problems&#8221; in math. These are more like horribly annoying word problems that never make sense. Here&#8217;s an example of this week&#8217;s &#8220;Challenge Problem&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>A building has 2 floors. Each floor has 4 rooms. Each room has 6 tables. Each tables has 5 typewriters. How many typewriters would have to be taken off\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">each<\/span> table so that the number of typewriters on the tables on one floor would be the same as the number of tables in the building?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who the hell uses typewriters?&#8221; was my answer.<\/p>\n<p>I think the manufacturer of Skittles needs a new ad campaign. Having a sweaty guy running on a treadmill with Skittles flying off his body does not in any way make me want to eat Skittles. Same thing with the girl who has Skittles Pox. I&#8217;m not eating Skittles off of someone. Ewwwwww! I&#8217;ll pass on the sweaty skin-flake covered Skittles. Just sayin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a headache for 5 days now. What the Hell?? Saturday night it turned into a full-blown migraine. It hasn&#8217;t been a migraine since, but it hurts and it&#8217;s annoying. I&#8217;m kind of leaning towards a possible sinus infection. My face is starting to hurt too. Of course, my doctor is old-school and has Wednesdays off. WTH?? Looks like Sudafed until then. Of course, I love buying Sudafed at the pharmacy and being treated like a possible meth dealer. I&#8217;m thinking most meth dealers aren&#8217;t buying their pseudoephedrine at the pharmacy. Really, if you&#8217;re manufacturing drugs, stealing isn&#8217;t exactly beneath you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tonight I had writer&#8217;s block.\u00a0 I couldn&#8217;t think of anything specific that made me go, <strong>What the Hell?<\/strong>\u00a0 I really should write them down when they happen.\u00a0 Anyways, I came upstairs and sat in front of the computer for about 10 minutes.\u00a0 The puppy and our other dog were playing together, but I didn&#8217;t think they would get into anything in 10 minutes.\u00a0 Yeah, well thanks to the puppy I had a <strong>What the Hell<\/strong> moment when I came downstairs and saw my coat on the floor with <em>EVERYTHING<\/em> out of the pockets, eaten and thrown everywhere! <strong>What The Hell???\u00a0<\/strong> Receipts, tissues, gum, keys, just everything everywhere!\u00a0 Yeah, I have a <em>LOT<\/em> of stuff in my pockets usually.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not even sure if she ate stuff and I just don&#8217;t know it\u00a0yet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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