{"id":6789,"date":"2013-04-03T17:13:15","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T21:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=6789"},"modified":"2013-04-03T17:14:32","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T21:14:32","slug":"you-have-a-pet-monkey-wth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/04\/03\/you-have-a-pet-monkey-wth\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have a Pet Monkey? WTH??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2448\/3988295973_2650b2eed0_m.jpg?w=1200\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That&#8217;s how we started <strong>What The Hell Wednesday. <\/strong>Who are we kidding? That&#8217;s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don&#8217;t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, <strong>what the hell?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Elle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This week I&#8217;m only working half days, the construction at work has been quieter in my area, I&#8217;ve watched all the episodes of The Amazing Race and Project Runway, and I&#8217;m going to Disney World in less than 2 months. Hmmm.. I have nothing to say WTH about!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">But, I still can&#8217;t get past the fact that Justin Bieber has a pet monkey. Who the hell needs a pet monkey? What I really want to know is who takes care of his monkey? You don&#8217;t think JB is changing his monkey&#8217;s diaper do you? Do you advertise for a monkey handler? Would you even want to be a monkey handler? What kind of shots do you need to be a monkey handler? I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s a vaccination against monkey pox. I have so many unanswered questions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Say, the monkey handler goes to a party and someone asks\u00a0the monkey handler what they do for a living.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Partygoer: Hey, what&#8217;s up? What do you do for work?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">JB&#8217;s Monkey Handler: I&#8217;m Justin Bieber&#8217;s monkey handler.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Partygoer: That&#8217;s what she said!! JK, what do you really do?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">JB&#8217;s Monkey Handler: I&#8217;m totally serious.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Partygoer: Dude, that totally sucks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I can&#8217;t think of that conversation going any other way.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Stacy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Last night there was nothing on but repeats or stupid reality shows.\u00a0 Celebrity Diving??\u00a0 <b>What the Hell<\/b>?\u00a0 First off, they are using the term <i>celebrity<\/i> for people who well, aren\u2019t.\u00a0 Second, diving?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Who comes up with these ideas?\u00a0 Are these the D list celebrities that Donald Trump didn\u2019t want?<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so last night we watched the movie, <i>\u201cContagion\u201d<\/i> that came out in 2011.\u00a0 Matt Damon, Lawrence Fishburne, Kate Winslet and a bunch of other people in it.\u00a0 It\u2019s of course it\u2019s about a virus epidemic, but it was really realistic!\u00a0 <b>What the Hell<\/b>?\u00a0 After watching it, I think I developed agoraphobia, and I cannot leave the house ever again!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I ordered my book for my first college class.\u00a0 If you don\u2019t know, after 20 years of being out of high school, I decided to go to college to get a degree, <b>What The Hell<\/b>, better late than never right?\u00a0 Anyways I ordered the book, and it has the book online, and they send you a printed one!\u00a0 Okay, does it make me sound really old when I talk about how <i>\u201ccool\u201d<\/i> the online book was??\u00a0 You can read it on a Kindle, Nook, PC, Laptop, Smart Phone, etc!\u00a0 And you can highlight stuff, make notes, and everything all online!\u00a0 I really didn\u2019t think I\u2019d like the online version of it, but it\u2019s really cool!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.simply-linked.com\/listwidget.aspx?l=3a77b841-8ee0-4aae-98a8-8f7ce0b4934f\" ><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. 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