{"id":7359,"date":"2013-07-25T08:40:30","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T12:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=7359"},"modified":"2013-07-25T08:40:59","modified_gmt":"2013-07-25T12:40:59","slug":"what-the-hell-thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/07\/25\/what-the-hell-thursday\/","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell Thursday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I admit it, What the Hell Thursday doesn&#8217;t have the same ring to it as What the Hell Wednesday, but whatev. Usually it&#8217;s Wednesday, sometimes it&#8217;s a Thursday and other times it doesn&#8217;t happen at all. That&#8217;s the beauty of having your own blog. You do what you want.<\/p>\n<p>Because yesterday was a total washout blog-wise I woke up early, well, actually I didn&#8217;t sleep so I just go up, and decided to get some blogging done. Silly me, expecting to be alone in my room in the early hours before anyone else woke up. Not 5 minutes after my husband left for work, just as I turned on my laptop, I heard little bare feet on the wood floors heading towards my room. Now I&#8217;m sitting here sharing my bed with J-Man and he&#8217;s on his laptop playing Minecraft while I attempt to blog. WTH??<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday J-Man saw a video of a trained bear doing all sorts of tricks including using a hula-hoop. He turned to me and said &#8220;That bear can hula-hoop better than you!&#8221; WTH?? Out hula-hooped by a bear. What is my life coming too?<\/p>\n<p>We had Chinese take-out this past weekend and I ended up with the crappiest fortune cookie ever.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/07\/25\/what-the-hell-thursday\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7360\"><img data-attachment-id=\"7360\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/07\/25\/what-the-hell-thursday\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?fit=480%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Crappiest Fortune Cookie Ever\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?fit=480%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7360\" alt=\"Crappiest Fortune Cookie Ever\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?resize=480%2C480\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/969745_10201022293473312_1775552220_n.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why couldn&#8217;t it have been like the guy whose fortune cookie predicted he would come into money and he won 1 million dollars on a scratch ticket? WTH?? I want a fortune cookie do-over.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for today. Short, and on the wrong day, but what the hell!<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.simply-linked.com\/listwidget.aspx?l=fa2c0ada-4273-4fc8-aeba-1c4b250ee6b7\" ><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I admit it, What the Hell Thursday doesn&#8217;t have the same ring to it as What the Hell Wednesday, but whatev. Usually it&#8217;s Wednesday, sometimes it&#8217;s a Thursday and other times it doesn&#8217;t happen at all. That&#8217;s the beauty of having your own blog. 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