The other day my son said something really cute and funny.\u00a0 It got me thinking that I really should write these things down, otherwise I will never remember what they were.\u00a0 So I’ve decided to share with you all funny things that my boys say or have said.\u00a0 Most have been said by our youngest.<\/p>\n
My taste bugs have changed<\/em> – this is still used by my 8 year old when referring to food his likes or dislikes.<\/p>\n No Cheese Poppa<\/em> – we have a whole video of this when our youngest was 2 years old or so, and my father is trying to take a video of him.\u00a0 The whole time he kept saying that, which I guess meant he didn’t want his picture taken!<\/p>\n My oldest son started wearing that Axe Deodorant spray, well, my youngest has speech problems and couldn’t say Axe correctly, although in his mind he was, here is the conversation, “wow that Ass Deodorant Spray smells good, can I have some Ass Spray too?”\u00a0 <\/em>Yes, Ass Deodorant Spray, it still makes me laugh.<\/p>\n Speaking of speech issues when he was probably 4 years old he couldn’t say the “ch”<\/strong> sound.\u00a0 We were over my friend’s house waiting for the school bus when she brought out some chalk.\u00a0 So, that started a whole conversation that I thought was going to make my friend die laughing.\u00a0 “Wow, that’s big caulk you have!\u00a0 We have caulk at my house, but our caulk isn’t as big as your caulk, your caulk is really big!”<\/em>\u00a0 Yes it sounded dirty and funny!<\/p>\n A few years ago he asked me why girls have big balloons<\/em>, and boys didn’t have balloons<\/em>.\u00a0 When he got older he started hearing words I would of rather he not have heard.\u00a0 But he heard the technical word for a boy’s parts (see I don’t use it, I use PeePee), but he heard that wrong too.\u00a0 When his older brother hit him there one time he exclaimed, “Ow! You hit me in my peanuts”<\/em>\u00a0 My husband and I started laughing (I know good parenting, laugh first, ask if you are okay second).\u00a0 Then he had heard someone refer to his other<\/em> parts as nuts.\u00a0 Not a fan of that either, but he got it wrong again and said, “my coconuts are bothering me”.<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Another funny conversation occurred when we signed him up for football.\u00a0 At the sign up they said he needed to have a cup to play.\u00a0 On the way to the car he said, “I can use my big water bottle for football”,<\/em> and I agreed.\u00a0 He then continued with, “well she said if I don’t have a cup I can’t play”.<\/em>\u00a0 Oh!\u00a0 Not that type<\/em> of cup!\u00a0 I explained what kind of cup they were talking about, and where it goes.\u00a0 With a disgusted look on his face he says, “my coach doesn’t put that on me does he?”.<\/em>\u00a0 Uh, no, if he did, there would be a problem!!\u00a0 Our oldest came home from school one day and said they had learned about “Optimistic”<\/em> kids.\u00a0 After asking him many questions I came to realize he meant “Autistic”<\/em> kids.<\/p>\n Lastly the other night when our 8yr old was reading a book about a bird trying to teach a duck to sing he read, “tweet, tweet, tweet”.<\/em>\u00a0 And then said, “hey I’m singing like a Canadian”.<\/em>\u00a0 Um no honey, like a canary <\/em>!\u00a0 I’m sure when he grows up, he’ll really appreciate me writing about the funny, cute things he used to say!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The other day my son said something really cute and funny.\u00a0 It got me thinking that I really should write these things down, otherwise I will never remember what they were.\u00a0 So I’ve decided to share with you all funny things that my boys say…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[17,1],"tags":[121,263,308,685,2174],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-cv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}