{"id":7788,"date":"2013-10-19T23:13:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-20T03:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=7788"},"modified":"2013-10-19T23:13:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-20T03:13:39","slug":"whats-the-point-of-having-a-blog-if-you-cant-embarrass-your-sister-on-her-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/10\/19\/whats-the-point-of-having-a-blog-if-you-cant-embarrass-your-sister-on-her-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s The Point Of Having A Blog If You Can&#8217;t Embarrass Your Sister On Her Birthday?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s Stacy&#8217;s birthday today. I know she hasn&#8217;t been around very much, but I&#8217;m hoping she&#8217;ll be back when she&#8217;s done with school. Of course, embarrassing her might not be the best way to bring her back, but it&#8217;s too fun to resist and I have no doubt she would do the same to me.<\/p>\n<p>Join me in wishing Stacy a Happy Birthday. She might not be the horse I was wishing for all those years ago, but she&#8217;s alright.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/10\/19\/whats-the-point-of-having-a-blog-if-you-cant-embarrass-your-sister-on-her-birthday\/scan0225\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7789\"><img data-attachment-id=\"7789\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2013\/10\/19\/whats-the-point-of-having-a-blog-if-you-cant-embarrass-your-sister-on-her-birthday\/scan0225\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?fit=703%2C891&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"703,891\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"scan0225\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?fit=236%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?fit=703%2C891&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7789\" alt=\"scan0225\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?resize=703%2C891\" width=\"703\" height=\"891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?w=703&amp;ssl=1 703w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?resize=236%2C300&amp;ssl=1 236w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/scan0225.jpg?resize=150%2C190&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 703px) 100vw, 703px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s Stacy&#8217;s birthday today. 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Of course, embarrassing her might not be the best way to bring her back, but it&#8217;s too fun to resist and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[1997],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-21C","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7788"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7791,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7788\/revisions\/7791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}