{"id":779,"date":"2009-03-18T12:30:06","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T16:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=779"},"modified":"2009-03-18T12:30:06","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T16:30:06","slug":"enhanced-email","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/03\/18\/enhanced-email\/","title":{"rendered":"Enhanced Email"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At my work we recently changed email providers.\u00a0 The whole idea behind it was to have more <strong>security<\/strong>, more <strong>memory<\/strong> and overall <strong>better<\/strong> service.\u00a0 Well, it has been <em>different <\/em>, but I wouldn&#8217;t say better.\u00a0 Although there is some <strong>enhancement<\/strong> there, but not the kind of enhancement management intended.\u00a0 See, we are now getting tons of emails for <strong><em>&#8220;Male Enhancement&#8221;.<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Everyone in the whole company!\u00a0 &#8220;<em>Are you embarrassed in the locker room?\u00a0 Well no more, we have the enhancement for your life&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0 The other funny thing is our legitimate emails are being routed to the spam folder and these spam emails are coming through.\u00a0 We never had this problem with our old email system.\u00a0 We&#8217;re kinda wondering if the IT guy that set this up did it on purpose, I mean do IT guys have a sense of humor?\u00a0 Also in the office I work at there are 15 women and only 7 men, we really don&#8217;t need any male enhancement!\u00a0 Maybe they can send us some spam emails\u00a0for dealing with all the hormones for all the women trying to work together.\u00a0 That we could use.<\/p>\n<p>So until they figure it all out, we&#8217;ll get our daily dose of male enhancement.\u00a0 At least there aren&#8217;t any side effects for just reading those emails!\u00a0 Gotta love <strong>Enhanced<\/strong> Email!\u00a0 (I can&#8217;t wait to see the\u00a0interesting keyword we get out of this one!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At my work we recently changed email providers.\u00a0 The whole idea behind it was to have more security, more memory and overall better service.\u00a0 Well, it has been different , but I wouldn&#8217;t say better.\u00a0 Although there is some enhancement there, but not the kind&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[9,24],"tags":[574,817,1020,1552,1887],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-cz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}