{"id":814,"date":"2009-03-30T04:04:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T08:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=814"},"modified":"2009-03-30T04:04:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T08:04:08","slug":"mental-defective-monday-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/03\/30\/mental-defective-monday-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday 8"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s Mental Defective Monday again at BMB. The day where we get to choose the cream of the mental defective crop and let you know what weird\/strange\/ perverted things bring people to our little site.\u00a0<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 Monkey steping on your butt.com<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why would you want a monkey to step on your butt?\u00a0 What kind of weird and twisted person are you?\u00a0 And by the way smarty pants, you spelled “steping” wrong!<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0 Words that mean fun that start with the letter f that means fun<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hello! How about fun<\/strong><\/em>?<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 girls buttsgames<\/strong><\/p>\n

Okay, we’re both girls here, and let me tell you, we girls don’t<\/strong> have any butt games.\u00a0 Nope, not one!<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0 tallageda nights no offense<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0No offense buddy, but in Tallageda Nights Will Ferrell’s character says “In all due respect” not no offense. So, no offense, but get it right next time.<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0 pics of crazy smacking butts<\/strong><\/p>\n

Every time I read this I get a really weird visual. Are you looking for pictures of a crazy person smacking butts? Because I’m thinking a self-portrait\u00a0of you\u00a0is the way to go.<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0 big naked monkey butt<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wow, you are very<\/em> specific here.\u00a0 Let me get this straight, you want a big naked monkey butt?\u00a0 What, as opposed to a small fully clothed monkey butt?<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0 angry butt.com<\/strong><\/p>\n

Every time I see this one, I picture in my head a cartoon butt with an angry face on it.\u00a0 What makes a butt angry?\u00a0 Spicy food?<\/span><\/p>\n

8.\u00a0 bus butt disease<\/strong><\/p>\n

What kind of bus are you riding?\u00a0\u00a0I mean how would your butt catch a disease?\u00a0\u00a0And what does bus butt disease do to you?\u00a0<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0 what does a mokeys butt look like?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Maybe they meant to write “what does a monkey’s butt look like?” But then again, maybe not. I think Mokey was one of the Muppet Characters from Fraggle Rock. Why someone would want to know what her butt looked like we have no idea, but whatev.<\/p>\n

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10. Porno<\/strong><\/p>\n

No beating around the bush here. Just looking for some porno. We’re the wrong kind of butt blog for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s Mental Defective Monday again at BMB. The day where we get to choose the cream of the mental defective crop and let you know what weird\/strange\/ perverted things bring people to our little site.\u00a0 1.\u00a0 Monkey steping on your butt.com Why would you want…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[673,1051,1078,1676],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-d8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4795,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/4795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}