{"id":960,"date":"2009-04-20T00:30:55","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T04:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=960"},"modified":"2009-04-20T00:30:55","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T04:30:55","slug":"mental-defective-monday-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/04\/20\/mental-defective-monday-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday 11"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Another weekend over with, and you know what that means….Mental Defective Monday!\u00a0 Yes, all the creepy, weird, butt searches people google and end up on our little site.\u00a0 There were a lot of blue butt references, a lot of poking, and more things that we do not speak of….bleck!\u00a0 Here you go, enjoy<\/p>\n

1. Just because you invent doesn’t make you a genius<\/strong> – and just because you took English in school, doesn’t mean you speak it well either!<\/p>\n

2. Causes of Monkey Butt<\/strong> – see #10<\/p>\n

3. Cat bloodcurdling scream before dying<\/strong> – okay……not really sure what to make of this one<\/p>\n

4. Crazy woman clip art<\/strong> – No crazy women here…….at least right now…..check back later in the month.<\/p>\n

5. What to do if kids miss the\u00a0bus<\/strong> –\u00a0 #1<\/strong>-get off the internet, #2<\/strong>-get dressed or throw a big coat over your pj’s, #3<\/strong>-get car keys, #4<\/strong>-get kids and yourself in car, #5<\/strong>-drive the kids to school and drop them off, dumbass!\u00a0 Did you really<\/em>\u00a0need to google this???<\/p>\n

6. Who made porn blue monkey<\/strong> – We’ve been trying to figure this out too!\u00a0 It seems to be a big keyword search.\u00a0 Maybe National Geographic, Discovery’s Planet Earth, or maybe Mutual Of Omaha.<\/p>\n

7. What monkey is blue butted<\/strong> – (this was searched 4 times) really not sure and really don’t care.<\/p>\n

8. Monkey wallet for kids<\/strong>– a wallet shaped like a monkey or a wallet made out of a monkey? cuz the second one would be really creepy and gross<\/p>\n

9. Ass deodorant<\/strong>– (searched 2 times) If you need this, well then obviously you live alone in a basement, probably in your 30’s, never will have a girlfriend, \u00a0and play playstation all day.<\/p>\n

10. People kissing monkey butt<\/strong> – I think we’ve found the cause of #2<\/strong> (see above)<\/p>\n

11. LEI jeans ripped\/recalled<\/strong> – Okay, this really isn’t funny, but I wanted to point out to everyone, that obviously there was an issue with LEI jeans, and not<\/strong> an issue with my butt!\u00a0 Apparently the sweatshop where they were made must of lowered their quality control.\u00a0 Just wanted to make sure everyone\u00a0was aware of\u00a0that.\u00a0 Thanks, Stacy.<\/p>\n

12. Blue monkey disease<\/strong> – Again, if you are participating in #10, I believe you may develop blue monkey disease, monkey butt, monkey pox, monkey cooties, and any other nasty disease!<\/p>\n

13. Monkey butt dog<\/strong> – Okay, if your dog looks like a monkey butt, you have one butt ugly dog<\/em>. he he he, sorry I couldn’t resist the dumb joke.<\/p>\n

14. Dieing butt game<\/strong> – You’re trying to make it blue aren’t you? and could you spell it correctly next time?<\/p>\n

15. Poked in the eye commercial<\/strong> – (this was the only “poked in the” search that was fit to post) I haven’t seen this commercial, but what product would they be trying to sell? Safety glasses?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another weekend over with, and you know what that means….Mental Defective Monday!\u00a0 Yes, all the creepy, weird, butt searches people google and end up on our little site.\u00a0 There were a lot of blue butt references, a lot of poking, and more things that we…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[458,473,697,888,2174,1137,1292,1826],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-fu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=960"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}